Self Insults

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Me: I suck.

Me trying to cheer myself up: No, you don't!!

Me: Yep, I suck.


The better way to stop self-insults...

Me: I suck.

Me (looks at my shirt): Well, Kacchan doesn't.

Me: ... pfft.

The power of diversion...


Also...

No one: I suck.

Me (after thinking up that masterpiece up there- ^): I, too, want to suck.

...

Me: -my significant other-- ;-;

No one: ...

Me: I want a husbaaaand---

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