-w- I'm actually going to be able to use this in one of my classes' papers.... I'm so pleased, but I just couldn't keep this from you guys.
My Hero Academia Skit
Todoroki: Hey, Bakugou, are you an ace, too?
Bakugou: Hah?!!! Of course I f*cking am!! And don't say "too;" I'm way better than you!!
Todoroki: I'm asexual, too, though.
Ida and Deku: WHAT?!! (rushes over)
Deku: What are you talking about?!! Todoroki-kun, you're human, and your Quirk is Half-Hot, Half-Cold; you can't be asexual!!!
Todoroki: Are you going to start saying that I'm wasting my hero genes because I've already heard that from my father.
Deku: What are you talking about, Todoroki-kun?!!! It is physically impossible for you to reproduce on your own!!!
Todoroki: Wait, are you saying you want to have sex with me?
Deku: WHAT?!! Where did you get that idea from!!
Bakugou: Who cares! More importantly, I'm the ace, stupid Half-and-Half!! You're not number one in the class!
Todoroki: Both of us can be asexual, Bakugou.
Bakugou: I'm not talking about clones and sh*t, dipsh*t!
Fairy Tail Skit
Natsu: Hey, nii-san, are you an ace?
Zeref (confused and self-conscious): What?
Natsu: You know, asexual.
Zeref: What?!!! Natsu, I--
-Sudden realization hits Zeref like a brick-
Zeref (in the corner muttering to himself): Wait, but I have made living beings on my own, even if they aren't clones.... Does that mean I'm asexual...?!!
-After Natsu explained what he meant-
Zeref: Kids these days, with their new terminology... I can't keep up!!
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