Random (Funny) Stuff

Pokemon Shield: I Accidentally Became Overpowered....

Me: (running back and forth in the first area of the Wild Area in Pokemon Shield because I think I'm going to have to battle the gym once I get to the city I'm supposed to go to)

Me: (looks for the guide I'd seen before that gave the levels of the Pokemon in the Wild Area's sections but can't find it) (finds other guides, one of which that says you aren't supposed to go through the entire Wild Area on your first trip) Oh... (heads to the city I'm supposed to go to with my "Raboot" [urgh, that name--] at lvl 20 or 21)

Hop: (challenges me as I'm trying to leave)

Me: ... Well, I did just battle and lose some HP, so I was planning to head to the Pokemon Center, but... I guess I'll go ahead.

Hop: (puts out his normal-type sheep thingy)

Me: (uses Double Kick, a fighting-type move)

Wooly thingy: (faints)

Hop: Oh, I should've known you'd have figured out type match-ups!

Me: No, not really. I only know the basic ones, and I learned fighting>normal because of Eevee.

Hop: (throws out Grookey, his starter, who's supposed to be his strongest at lvl 16)

Me: (uses a fire move)

Grookey: (faints)

Hop: Backed into a corner? No, this'll just make my victory even sweeter!

Me: ... Hun, I have been MOPPING THE FLOOR with you. You have no chance at victory.

Hop: (takes out Rookidee)

Me: Dark...? Well, earlier I killed a Purrloin or the dark-type fox (I haven't been learning names of species because I've been nicknaming my Pokemon for once; I'm sorry!! ;-; ) with a single fighting move, so... (uses Double Kick again)

Rookidee: (faints)

Me: Yep, I just defeated Hop with a single move per Pokemon... without losing a single HP. ...

To be honest, I don't really like Hop anymore.... At first, I didn't mind him, but now he's just as annoying as his brother (who I didn't like from the start).... That happy arrogance like "OMG I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD; I'M GOING TO GO TO THE TOP AND BE THE BEST _E_V_E_R_!!!!!" like that's all that matters. They're both just obsessed with the Champion status....

So far though, I like, umm... Marley, was it...? I just met her, but she is adorable, humble, and kind; I can already tell. I'm not the biggest fan of shaving your head, but she is still adorable despite that. (Her fans though, sheesh... She's so quiet, and then her fans are so loud and hideous-- How do they not understand that they are causing her trouble by acting like that??)

Oh, and also--

My Eevee: (faints b/c of a frigging fighting-type) [She put that Pokemon on red, by the way, so it was barely alive when it frigging did a five-hit move--]

Me: Well, I guess I'll go ahead and set up camp and see if fainted Pokemon will still gather HP and EXP if I cook....

[For the record, although they aren't there to play with or anything, they will gather HP if the other ones do. ... Not sure about EXP--]

LITERALLY FIVE STEPS LATER:

Sonia: Oh, hey, I'll heal your Pokemon for you--

me: (head jerks back) <o> WTF HAVE I DONE-- I COULD'VE WAITED UNTIL I WAS FARTHER IN MY PATH TO THE NEXT CITY!!!