Random (Funny) Stuff

RF2: Bachelor(ette)s, Children, and the Plot (Yes, these are related)

Feb 10, 2024

Warning: Spoilers. Lots and lots of spoilers...

Confession: If I remember correctly, I actually thought Roy and Cammie were siblings for the majority of my time as Rage/Kyle. Once I found out that they weren't, I started shipping them HARD. Imagine my surprise when after (I think it was months in game-time) I find out what family Roy belongs to, I find out that Cammie is Dorothy's sister.

me: (is ready to meet the requirements for marrying Dorothy) Hrmm, who should I marry first, Cecilia or Dorothy...? I also like Yue..

me: (doing my best to become stronger and complete the statue's quests) All these guides say I should be able to talk to statues or something, and complete quests, but I still can't progress in the plot or anything!!! I've tried interacting with them; I even completed these quests, but they still won't do anything...!!

me: (finds out that Cecilia marries Jake) (GASPS!) Okay, I'm marrying Cecilia. She deserves better than the rude, stoic speciesist, and Jake needs to marry someone of questionable species. I'm disappointed in you, Jake. You need character development.

Rosalind: (proposes out of nowhere)

me: .

me: (panics)

me (running to Dorothy, screaming and sobbing): DOOOOORRRROOOOOTHYYYYY!!!!!!!! {I actually did this. Running in-game and screaming in reality}

-I marry Dorothy; she gets pregnant; months pass-

me: Finally, the day of my baby's birth!!/My baby should come any day now!! (so excited to meet my kid)

Rage/Kyle: (leaves before I even get to see him interact with the kid)

me: WTF??!!!!

me: (becomes my kid) Uhh, this is awkward, haha.... Oh, hey, my skills and everything are the same. How funny! {I think I was like Lvl 40 or something (face palms)}

me: (notices I'm allowed to interact with the fences) (clicks A) OH, I CAN GET THROUGH THESE FENCES NOW?!!!

me: (tries talking to the statues like I've done millions of times before as Rage/Kyle)

statue: (gives a riddle)

me: OH!! What?!! He gives a riddle?!! But only to the kids?!!! No wonder I couldn't figure it out!!!

Barrett: (exists)

me: He's so hot!! I wish I could court him!

Dorothy: (exists)

me: She's so ADORABLE...!!

Leonel: (appears)

me: (STABBED BY CUTENESS)

Literally, I don't know how those two made Leonel, except for his attractiveness. He got all of Dorothy's cuteness plus all of Barrett's attractiveness. Leonel is best boi, and no one can convince me otherwise.