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Sailor Moon: Jedaito's Finale

... That might be a mix of the Japanese and English versions..., but I don't know how to spell either one ;u;

Spoiler Alert for like... I think it starts with a one... so like episode 13 or so? Somewhere around there. If you want to be super safe, if you're past episode 20, you're good (thumbs up) I don't know about the manga though....

Speaking of which... I still don't know what f-ing episode I was actually on.... I watched part of Sailor Moon dubbed a while ago..., but I just restarted the anime in sub because I didn't know where I was. Who knows where I was in the manga, but I think I was all over the place. ... Wait, yeah, I'm sure I was all over the place -- I read some with Chibi Usa. ... and dark Chibi Usa. ... Yeaaah... I read Sailor V, Sailor Moon, and apparently something else, too.... I better restart that one when I get to it, too.... No wonder my knowledge on Sailor Moon is all over the place. It isn't because I got spoiled! It's because my dumb butt didn't know what order to read things in! Did I even read Volume 1 of any of them?!!!

Update: Okay, so I'm super confused because... apparently Black Lady is in Sailor Moon R - a.k.a. a certain arc in the Sailor Moon manga..., but there's no way I would've just skipped around from volume to volume in no particular order..., but the details don't match up either. I've heard that Sailor Moon doesn't necessarily follow the manga as well as Sailor Moon Crystal, but... I thought Chibi Usa turned to Black Lady because she wanted to be more like Usagi, rather than a flat-chested little kid..., not that she thought nobody loved her. And... some other things that I can't remember right now.... Oh yeah, there's Pluto, too-- I remember that she had to restart the whole frigging universe, and I thought she was African American. I remember her as a little kid. And I think I met Hotaru? Momo seemed familiar too.... Yeah, stuff like that. Idfk; my memory's a mess.

Oh, and, apparently, in the anime at least, I'd been somewhere between Jedaito's death and ... wtf was his name? The guy after him, um... Zoisite or whatever was the gay cutie that liked the blue-haired one.... Um... it should end in zite or whatever it is.... Frig... well, whatever, the one Naru-chan was in love with. With the long brown(?) hair. That guy. Because I knew him (and Zoisite), but I didn't know how he died or anything.

Second Update: Okay, so, I actually remembered who had the mirror talisman (once the talisman objects were actually listed or so), but... I swear I don't remember their hearts actually being taken... any of the Sailor Scouts'!! And I thought there were like--four whole people that were male that turned into female Guardians!! Apparently, Uranus was actually a woman the whole time?!!! And Neptune was not at all ambiguous when it came to her gender! So I'm wondering if maybe it was some other people, but I thought... one of them was Uranus and another Neptune.... Who the heck am I thinking about?!!!

Anywho though!!

Jedaito about to die (basically): I found out their secret identities though!!

Queen Beryl (I don't know if that's how you spell it, but I don't care either because she sucks): I don't care. Go to sleep. (freezes Jedaito and puts him in a portal)

me: You're the fool, you fool!! He just said he knows about their real identities!! You aren't even going to frigging ask, you baka?!! I hope he comes back, kidnaps Usagi's little brother, and is like "Hahaha, who's the failure now, Queen Beryl? You're the one that's dead now, and I am about to reek havoc on the Sailor Scouts!! Mwahahaha!!!"

Because we all know that Jedaito is way more competent than Queen Beryl.... Like wtf, woman, you kept getting sold on this guy that kept failing, and as soON AS HE GETS SOME FRIGGING RESULTS ON THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP MEDDLING IN YOUR PLANS, YOU PUT HIM TO AN ETERNAL SLEEP! Brat.

Oh, and, you replaced Jedaito with some hideous guy that puts all his eggs in one basket, like wtf??? Jedaito got you energy at a steady pace, and now you choose some idiot who has no experience and probably loses every single bit of energy he retrieves. Jedaito was pretty clever in how he made up new ways to steal energy, but this loser?

"Oh, let me ask the stars. Okay, this one has the most potential to increase his/her energy. Let me touch this item of theirs. Okay, there we go. Now they're a complete weirdo in a world of normal people. The people that know them won't realize how different they are!"

Also, have any of these idiots actually thought about targeting a place OTHER THAN WHERE THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE?!!!!!!!! Like seriously!! They keep targeting people around Usagi-chan and the others!! Try a different location, baaaaka!!! With all your teleportation powers, you can't frigging choose somewhere that's too far from Juban District or whatever for the Sailor Scouts to get you?!!!