Random (Funny) Stuff

MHA: Watching Season 6 with Parents Part 1

(Note: Although all of the previous seasons, I watched on my own the first time and then watched it with my parents, I'm watching Season 6 with my parents for the first time, and I am still on the Overhaul & Eri arc in the manga.)

Shigaraki: (shoots the Eri bullet into Aizawa)

me: You idiots, why didn't you dodge quicker?!! (goes back to pause it on the leg with the bullet) Okay, that's definitely shaggy clothing. (plays and pauses on the shot with all three heroes) Oh. That's definitely Aizawa's leg that got shot, no question.

me (inwardly): Okay, well, maybe there's something under his leg that'll block it??

My dad: Maybe he'll cut off his leg. I mean, they were told to be his legs!!

My mom: Why does everyone get their legs cut off in this?!!

me: (puts on the next episode because I can't stand wondering if Aizawa lost his quirk) Oh my ghouls! Dad, you were right!! Mom, you're right!! Everyone loses their limbs!! Compreg- (tries not to snicker but fails) Compregnant. I mean, Compress lost an arm; Overhaul lost his arms; Re-Destro lost his legs; Aizawa lost a leg (and an eye according to Interval, a dj I LOVE), and I'm pretty sure someone else has lost their leg, too. And AfO lost his face :3 And so many people have lost their quirks, most unnamed---

(Mt. Lady is shown laying on the ground with huge spikes in her arms and butt)

me: OH MY GHOULS, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?!!! WHERE DID THOSE THORNS COME FROM?!!! (notices a broken tree nearby) IS THAT FROM A GIANT TREE SHE FELL ON??

my dad: It's Kamui Woods.

me: I don't think Kamui Woods would be responsible for stabbing Mt. Lady lol.

Best Jeanist: (starts bleeding from bloodshot eyes)

me: OH MY GHOULS, WHAT HAPPENED?!!!

my dad: He's bleeding from the eyes.

me: I know that, but WHY??!!!

my dad: Because he's Mr. Eyes-awa.

Pffkt like it fits so perfectly because Aizawa does use his eyes for his quirk, so-- That's my new nickname for Aizawa. Eye-zawa.