Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask

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Okay, so I know that it's a joke that Tuxedo Mask doesn't do anything, but... from the past couple of episodes that I've watched, it's plenty clear that he's capable. So let me do a comparison.

Sailor Guardians: cannot fly or teleport

Sailor Moon: can restrain people, has a boomerang, can disguise herself, can heal monster control?, is a klutzy crybaby

Sailor Mercury: make a mist, is really smart, has a computer that can classify things and stuff

Sailor Mars: can burn things, can feel auras and stuff, has things to ward off evil and stuff

Tuxedo Mask: can fly?, has perfect aim with a rose, is quick

What Tuxedo Mask does: throws a rose at the monster's face or feet and leaves it to Sailor Moon to finish it up

What the Sailor Guardians do: defeat the monster


Like wtf, Tuxedo Mask is way more competent than Sailor Moon; where's his frigging tiara that can do basically everything necessary to defeat a monster? Oh, wait, his mask is his tiara. Why can't his mask cleanse monster control, come back to him like a boomerang, and restrain people?!!! His only weapon is a frigging flower!!! AND HE FRIGGING STOOD UP TO JEDAITO WITH THAT FRIGGING FLOWER!!!

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