Ok, ok, calm your ass down Tsumu. Calm. D O W N. Just breathe- why the fuck am i getting so anxious.
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" hey hey hey dude!" Bokuto said while giving Sakusa a toothy grin. " Im Bokuto! "
"Sakusa" he said as he leaned back into his chair. Oh lord have mercy-
" Im guessing you already know what we're doing. Bokuto already went so i'll go next! " kuro smiled
" Im 20, My name is Kuro, and I have a pet cat." Kuro picked up a white and brown fluffy cat. He held it up close to the screen before saying a thing that will forever haunt me.
" oh, ah. One more thing." he said while having a shit eating grin plastered on his face
"Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine." He smirked as he put the cat down on the floor.
Bokuto wheezed while Tsukishima just glared.
" That was a good one dude " Bokuto said in between wheezes
" You say that, but I'm almost positive your grades dropped faster than Dr Phil's Hair " Tsukishima smirked and muted his mic
That was when I really questioned the mental health of my colleagues.
Kuroo went silent as he glared at Tsukishima. The tension was as thick as a titans nape. I mean I love some good tea so I wasn't complaining.
After some bickering from each boy, I decided to speak
" As much as I'm enjoying this bitch fight, and trust me I am. I suggest you calm your titties, and if you really want to fight. Create a group chat or someth-"
" Perfect idea! " Kuroo said as he smirked. Ah shit-
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Kuro
Hey there 🤠
he actually created a groupchat, wow. Wait- how did he get our numbers-
Tsumu
What the didily darn fuck- how did you get our numbers-
Tsukishima has left the group chat
kuro
Not to fast buckaroo
Tsukishima was added back
Tsukishima
Can i go please, I'm loosing more and more brain cells each minute I'm here
Bokuto
Why would you want to leave, you get to spend time with me! 🤪✋
Tsukishima
Thats my point
Bokuto
I-
Bokuto
#brocken😭#dhmu💔💔#onlytherealonesknow
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I looked back up at the screen to see Sakusa staring right back at me. Good lord-
I waved at the screen and looked back at my phone
holyfuckingcrapthismanisbuiltlikeadamngod-whythefuckdidijustwaveathiminsteadofintroducingmyselfimsuchanidiot
I looked back down at phone and saw 69 new notifications- hold up-
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Tsumu
i left to look up at the screen, and i come back to this. I- 🕳🏃♀️
kuro
Im about to loose my marbles-WHAT WAS THE REASON?!
W H A T W A S T H E R E A S O N B I T C H?!
Tsukishima
I wont explain it again, your brain wouldn't be able to take it
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That was where I lost it. I let out a huge laugh and covered my mouth with my hand.
After I calmed down I looked up at the screen and widened my eyes
Everyone was looking in my direction, even Tsukishima.
I just wanted to sink into a hole, why was everyone looking at me, but the words that came out of the curly haired male almost made me die on the spot.
" you have a beautiful laugh " ( i know Sakusa probaly wouldn't say this but I'm having trouble starting this up so 😭✋)
HUH- i mean i think my laugh sounds like a duck getting impaled, but i mean.
" oh, uh thanks" I said scratching the back of my neck before snapping my head back down to my phone.
In two clicks I turned off notifications, ' ill turn them back on after their cat fight ends, for now ill just watch'
but before I do that, let me have my gay panic
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