It Started with a Selfie [larry stylinson a.u.]

24.0

Title: “The One With The Facebook Message.”

Scene 27: Exterior / Spencer’s Backyard / Night

Taylor leaves the bathroom and walks to Cara.

TAYLOR: “Why were you talking to that loser?”

CARA: “Which loser?”

TAYLOR: “The one you were talking to. Are you stupid or what?”

CARA: “I wasn’t talking to any losers.”

TAYLOR: “The one with the yellow dress or, should I say vomit color dress? Ugh! That’s embarrassing. You shouldn’t talk to that kind of people, you know? Everyone already thinks too low of you. You just keep insisting on making it worse.”

CARA: “Taylor?”

TAYLOR: “What?”

CARA: “I’m not in the mood.”

TAYLOR: “Okay, I’m sorry. I’m just having the worst day ever.”

CARA: (ironic) “Don’t you always?”

TAYLOR: “Who were you talking to?”

CARA: “Tessa.”

TAYLOR: “Blonde Tessa or Brunette Tessa?”

CARA: “Blonde Tessa. Didn’t you see her hair?”

TAYLOR: “No, I was too distracted with the nightmare of her dress.”

CARA: “It looked great on her.”

TAYLOR: “Says the one who picked those shoes.” (pointing at Cara’s feet) “Your style is so… unique.”

CARA: (fake smiling) “Thank you, honey.”

TAYLOR: “Brunette Tessa is a ginger now.”

CARA: “I’ve heard.”

TAYLOR: “Red looks awful on her.”

CARA: “I’ve been told.”

TAYLOR: (proud) “I made it happen.”

CARA: (uninterested) “How?”

TAYLOR: “I told her it would look great on her and, since she is so stupid, she bought it.” (laughs)

CARA: (sighs, with irony) “You are so sweet.”

TAYLOR: “Stop throwing shade at me. She had it coming. It was my way to get back at her after the Daniel incident.”

CARA: “I totally forgot about Daniel.”

TAYLOR: “Luckily, I did too.” (looks around, waves at a few people) “By the way, I can’t believe how fat Blonde Tessa got. She is definitely not taking the break up very well.”

CARA: “I didn’t even know she broke up with her boyfriend.”

TAYLOR: “Everyone knew.”

CARA: “I didn’t.”

TAYLOR: “Everyone who’s someone knew.”