It Started with a Selfie [larry stylinson a.u.]

44.0

Title: "The One Where A Bully Shows What's He's Made Of."

Scene 72: Interior / Niall's Yale Bedroom - Louis' Bedroom / Day

Niall quickly enters his bedroom and locks himself inside when his phone rings.

NIALL: "What do you want?"

LOUIS: "You'll never going to believe what happened today."

NIALL: "Hello, Louis. I'm doing fine. I'm still alive and I haven't been molested in the past hour. Thanks for asking an caring about my safety."

LOUIS: (annoyed, yawning) "Why do you sound so agitated?"

NIALL: "Because... reasons."

LOUIS: "As in..."

NIALL: "As in I really don't have time to hear about your fantasy world right now."

LOUIS: "I just thought you'd be excited to know who I ran into today."

NIALL: "You thought wrong."

LOUIS: "Okay... You wouldn't have believed it anyways."

NIALL: "Good, there was no point to tell me then."

LOUIS: "Yeah... but it was amazing. Like wonderfully amazing."

NIALL: (Niall puts Louis on speakers and opens a drawer to look for something) "Where's that lock you bought last semester?"

LOUIS: "Which one?"

NIALL: "The one you bought."

LOUIS: "I buy many things all the time. I can't remember."

NIALL: (frowning) "You never buy shit. Why are you lying?"

LOUIS: "Why are you cursing so much lately?"

NIALL: "Because I hang out with you too much."

LOUIS: "This person I ran into today curses a lot as well."

NIALL: "Why are you still trying?"

LOUIS: "Come on, give it a shot and guess."

NIALL: "Will you ever just start a story by giving a name and save me from all the pointless guessing game?"

LOUIS: "You love guessing games."

NIALL: "Is it a celebrity or someone we know?"

LOUIS: "Someone we know."

NIALL: "Oh my God!" (quickly grabs the phone) "Was it RJ?"

LOUIS: (rolls his eyes) "It was not RJ, Niall, you'll be the first one to know if I ever run into RJ."

NIALL: (sighs) "I just really want to know what ever happened to RJ."

LOUIS: "I know, me too."

NIALL: "You should drop by the house or something."

LOUIS: "I'm not going to go there alone. You know how scary that house is."

NIALL: "The Grandma died ages ago. She was the scary one."

LOUIS: "Her ghost must still be around. You never know."

NIALL: "Oh, look! I found it!"

LOUIS: "The lock?"

NIALL: "No, your brain."