raura one shots

My sass is real

Okay so my friend came over, who is now leaving, and I could care less. So she saw me reading Raura Fanfiction and she's snorted and was like, "You can't tell me you believe in Riorra or whatever it is."

And so I'm like, "Haha, yeah it's Raura and it's basically my religion." It came out in a sarcastic tone and she got upset. So she said to me, "That's stupid." And then I said, "You've accomplished your mission on being a troll, are you done now?" And so she was quiet. Then I went back to reading.

Suddenly she says, "Raura is the biggest load of crap on the planet. I highly doubt it's real. I mean he's clearly gay." And so I looked up at her and started wiping at my eye, making her look at me. She started to get concerned and was like, "JaNya are you okay?"

And I said, "Oh yeah I'm good, just some of your bull crap got in my eye." And then she got mad. She said to me, "I don't say bull crap, I tell it how it is." So I went back to my reading and was like, "Claims every other fake person on the planet."

The she got really mad. She said, "You're such a waste of my time." I faked a sorry smile and looked up at her. I said, "I'm sorry Janiyah. (that's her name too, weird huh?) Will you ever be able to forgive me?" And she says, "Mmm... I don't know."

The I said, "I've got a poem for you if you forgive me!" And she smiled and was like, "Let me hear." So I cleared my throat.

"Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Can you guess who's irrelevant?

Peasent, it's you."

I stood and started bowing and clapping and was like, "Bravo!!"

Long story short she ended up calling her mom to leave. Lesson here: Don't mess with someone's OTP ;)