raura one shots

Worst... wedding... day... ever.... Yet somehow the best!

Laura's POV

       "Ahh" I screeched. Rocky and Ratliff froze as they saw what they had did. Ryland cringed. "Why did I move" he mumbled. We were playing football and I was.... Okay I know it sounds weird, but I was playing in my wedding dress! We were having a quick game before everything started and the two dummies poured gatorade all over me! RED GATORADE!!!!

"You stupid- ugh- why do you even have gatorade?! Where'd it come from-" I let curse words and everything possible slip from my mouth.

What on earth is wrong with you two?!

What you just, carry gatorade in some gigantic secret pouch I apparently can't see?!

WE'RE AT A WEDDING, WHY DO YOU NEED IT?!

And.... I just yelled all of that in front of the kids, didn't I?....

Rocky and Ratliff looked back and saw Riker with his kids, my son Jammie (I can't help it.), Rocky's daughter Emily, Rat and Del's boy twins, and Ry's little boy. "Mama.... you swore" Jammie exclaimed. His eyes popped out of his sockets. "Well duh! Who are ya, sherlock homes?! By george I think he's got it" Ashley, Riker's daughter, retorted. She was the oldest after all....

"Hey, you don't use that tone with Jammie young lady" Emily exclaimed. "Oooooh cat fight" Rat's twin boys, Eric and AJ, exclaimed in unison.

With their father...

"Ugh, stop your fussing, it's giving me a headacheeeeee" Riker's son whined. He was probably the only normal one!

Lucky Riker...

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Ross' POV

    I stared at my hair in the mirror. "Not the day, not the day! Today is not the day" I cried. Rydel, a while back, had put purple dye in my hair. And I forgot which one it was!

What am I gonna do, walk down the isle in this?! I mean seriously! "Oh look the groom has purple hair, how normal."

No, how about, not normal!!!!! I sighed deeply as Rydel walked in. She bursted into a fit of laughter. "Why'd you use that one" she laughed. "I didn't know which one it was!"

She walked over and looked at the bottle and held it in front of my face.

"Ross it has a label.... In my hand writing."

I stared at it and closed my eyes, tugging at my purple hair. "This couldn't be worse" I shook my head sighing.

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My eye twitched slightly as I stared at Eric and AJ angrily. "Why.... did you put... blue paint.... at the top of MY door" I said as calm as possible. I screamed and looked down at my blue and black suit. The blue had gotten in my hair. So now it was purple with blue streaks.

Oh yeah that's the best look ever, thumbs up dude! NOTTTTTT!!

I huffed a breath.

"Rydel Mary Ratliff (Who gets the joke? Comment here if ya do) come and get your kids!" Rydel rushed out. "Boys! What is with this! You have 3o seconds to tell me what happened" she put her hands on her hips sassily. "He did it" they exclaimed.

Rydel sighed and grabbed them both by the ears, dragging them down the hall.

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"Why is his hair purple and blue?" "Why is her dress red?" "Why is his suit blue?" "Isn't it supposed to be a white dress?" "They don't match at all!" "Her hair is dripping wet!" "Oh is that koolaid on her dress?"

"No stupid it's gatorade!!!!"

Those were all the things all the old people whispered as me and Laur said our vows.

Old people and their gossip...

"Shh! My Mommy and Daddy are getting married! You act like you'll ever be up there, this is my Mommy's first and only try at this! Not like you old hags who've been up there 15 times!!! And if ya haven't been up there, just let me say, it ain't gonna happen anytime soon ladies! Your forever alone" Jammie yelled loudly.

All of my siblings and their children bursted into laughter. I laughed and Laura did too, along with everyone.

Except the old women who had the wrinkliest frowns ever!

"You may continue" Jammie said matter-of-factly. "So nonchalant" I smiled. Laura smiled. "So Laura Marie Marano, do you take Ross Lynch to be your husband?"

"I do."

"And Ross do you take this beautiful-" "Hey I'm marrying her, back off" I warned. "Woman to be your wife?"

"I do."

"Then by the power vested in me, by the internet, you may now kiss the bride!!!"

I leaned down and kissed my beautiful wife....