Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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Oh my gods, oh my gods, oh my gods! Holy Hera, mother of Zeus, what in the name of Hades did I just watch?!

I watched Shrek is love, Shrek is life because my friends suggested it and it ruined my childhood! Like oh my gods, my innocents eyes!

Guys seriously, no joke, I'm spazzing! My eyes need holy water eye drops like, would any of you guys know where to get them, holy crap!

Since I'm not aloud to swear, I'll sweat in italian, cause I speak that language. Bish, I'm fabulous!:

Che cazzo ear quella merda?! Come fanno le persone vedere roba del genere?! Devo cazzo candeggina miei occhi innocenti!

If you would like to translate that go ahead but I'm pretty sure if I posted that on Wattpad I'd get flagged or something so :)

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