THE REAL WEDDING

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I found that meme and I just HAD to add it

Edited 12/30/21


The whole America household was a mess. There were clothes everywhere, Florida was refusing to wear a suit. Hawaii was eating all the flowers. Montana had lost her favorite sapphire. Everyone basically had a problem. 

"WHERE THE F*CK IS MY VEIL!?" I yelled.

"Didn't Grandma say she'd cut the length of the veil down a bit?" DC said calmly as she was comparing two earrings.

"Oh my God, thank you so much DC" 

I turned around to look at her. Unlike all of her sisters who were wearing dresses, she put on a suit. 

How I imagine her to look like

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How I imagine her to look like.

Her hair for the first time in forever was down in wavy locks, but DC always looks like a spy so she had a Bluetooth headset on. I never know who she's talking to when she's using the headset but I never ask so yeh.

"You look, beautiful honey"

DC gave me a small smile.

"And I think the silver beige earing would go best with your outfit," I told her before walking away.

"FLORIDA MAN I SUMMON YOU" I screech

"yOu cAllEd fAthEr?"

"Go sniff out Montana's favorite sapphire"

He nodded and ran off, or crawled off actually... I swear I need to exorcise that child...

"KIDS YOUR UNCLE'S ARE GOING TO DRIVE YOU!" I yelled before leaving the house.

I ran up to my Mom's new car. 

"You seriously bought a new car for my wedding?" 

"Sweetie, was a Citroën Grand C4 Space Tourer! It was practically calling my name!"

"Did you finish my veil?" I asked hurriedly. 

"Of course!" Mom said.

"It's on the backseat"

After a few minutes of driving, we finally got to the place where I would get ready. The place had white walls with a tree pattern and had light blue fabric draped on the windows so it would make it hard for people to look in. 

The suit was perfect for me



Canada POV (bet you weren't expecting that were you?)


"Получи мне немного гребаной водки!" Russia yelled.

"Translate please USSR?" Mexico said. 

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