This is a random story that i thought was funny, so here ya go! (instead of at signs, i have put ~ cause my laptop refuses to do it without tagging real people)
Twitter
Tony Stark ~ IronDad
Kid, wtf did u do?! ~ peterwithab
Peter Parker ~ peterwithab
I started a youtube channel! :D
Spider-Man ~ Spidey
YEAH LETS GO MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW AWESOME ITLL BE!!!!!!
Flash ~ spideysno1fan
Wait penis actually knows them?! ~ IronDad ~ Spidey
Peter Parker ~ peterwithab
that's what i've been trying to tell you for years, eugene.
Tony Stark ~ IronDad
Did you just...call my intern THAT?! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! ~ spideysno1fan
Peter Parker ~ peterwithab
NO ~ IronDad ! He's just a bully! You don't needa do that!
Spider-Man ~ Spidey
THAT AIN'T IT CHIEF! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP HIM FOR YEARS BUT HE REFUSES TO LET ME GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BULLY AND FIGHT FOR HIM! I MEAN THAT'S MY JOB RIGHT?! TO LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY! PETER LET ME DO MY JOB! YOU'RE MA LITTLE GUY! ~ IronDad ~ peterwithab ~ spideysno1fan
IluvSpidey ~ Spidermansthebest
Is it just me or...does it feel like ~ Spidey and ~ peterwithab 's relationship is...more than friends?
I'm Dave ~ Dave
OMG I NOTICED THAT TOOO! And didn't Spidey say a long time ago he was like, bi?
NYT ~ NEW YORK TIMES
Is love blooming for the city's favorite Web Slinger ~ Spidey, and the son of Tony Stark ~ peterwithab? Go to our webpage to find out more!
Peter Parker ~ peterwithab
...............................What. The. FuCk?! MR. STARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ~ IronDad
Tony Stark ~ IronDad
What kid? Oh--oh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! Only you kid, only you. Congratulations to the happy couple! ~ Spidey ~ peterwithab
Ned ~ guyinthechair
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AGREE MR. STARK! ~ IronDad ~ peterwithab
MJ ~ itsthatbitchmj
lol sorry loser, i agree with that too XD ~ peterwithab
*PETER'S LIVE STREAM YOUTUBE CHANNEL*
Second video title: addressing the rumors.
Peter: Ok, you know what guys? I didn't think I'd have to do this so early, but here we go!
Peter: I'm not dating Spidey!
Tony: You aren't? *faking a quizzical expression*
Ned: Yeah man, I thought you guys made it pretty official when I saw you both getting it on in the common room last week. *playing along with Tony*
Peter: Ned! I thought you were on my side!
Ned: *fakes a determined expression* I am on the side of love. It's clear you and Spidey have something special. And I will do everything in my power to make you realize that. I have proof that you're hiding that anyways.
Peter: Proof?
Ned: Well of course! You are always searching up shit about Spidey on the internet like, every time I come over!
MJ: Don't forget the fact that you're both bi, and are always talking about each other. *hiding a smile*
Peter: UGH ONE LAST TIME! I'M NOT DATING SPIDER-MAN AND YES, I'M BI AND YES I DO STALK HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA BUT WHO DOESN'T DO THAT?! ANYWAYS. BYE.
*shuts off live stream.*
NYT ~ NEW YORK TIMES
It appears that Peter Parker's new video, titled 'addresing the rumors' has only proven that he is in a relationship with Spidey, thanks to his friends and Tony Stark's confessions. We certainly love them here are New York Times, who do you think? Comment on our webpage for more info about the city's favorite Web Slinger ~ Spidey, and the son of Tony Stark ~ peterwithab!
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Peter Parker Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarTitle says it all. This was a short project I decided to work on to improve my writing skills and gain experience till I can publish my OG novel one day! I use prompts to write stories so feel free to dm them or to simply leave it in the comments...
