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Shanks x Reader

Title: Harassing a Marine.
Setting: Unknown
Time: Day

⚠️: lemonish

You were currently sitting in your office, getting papers done left and right.

You didn't even notice Akainu in your office.

Slowly glancing up, you didn't falter, "Yes, Admiral?" You asked and continued to do your paperwork.

"I've been standing here for ten minutes." He growled, disgusted with your lack of focus.

"Well, sir, Garp had an order, to which i followed, 'fill out the paperwork, I'm too busy to do them.' he said." You grumbled, "ontop of me filling out forms, and doing my own set of work, so yes, i didn't notice you for ten minutes." You stood, "why would you waste your time on someone like me anyways?"

He just stared, "Talking back to an Admiral?"

"No, simply stating facts and insulting myself." You said, sass radiating off your body.

"Well, if you'd listened, you would've heard that red haired shanks is on the-"

"BAstard!" You stood up, grabbing your weapon as you rushed out the door, a flushed look on your face.

The Admiral glared back, and crossed his arms, shaking his head, why did he have a soft spot for you, of all people?

....

You soon caught up to shanks, "You fucking bitch!" You yelled, the other Marines watching as you ran after him, haki radiating off your body.

You used to be a pirate, yet that stopped a long time ago.

Shanks looked at you, running away as he laughed, "What's up, sweetcheeks?" He flirted, and sent a wink towards you.

Groaning, you slashed your sword at him, and he caught it, pulling you close.

"Well~ going in for the kill, are we now?" He purred, and pushed you back, "Sadly, my sweet, i just have to go to my crew, we're partying tonight!"

And just like that, he was fucking gone.

You stared, "And this is why I'm quitting." You sighed, and threw your coat off, exposing your black tank top and muscles.

"Promote someone else to do your dumb paperwork." You said, and hopped off the boat, into another, and began leaving, your hair falling from its tight bun.

...

You'd been sailing, and ran into shanks at a random island, where he got too close for comfort, "you come to find me, sweetheart?"

"Quit the Marines, jackass." You retorted, and crossed your arms as you looked away.

"I heard you have quite the haki, and skill." He laughed, and wrapped an arm around you.

You looked at him and his crew, pinching the bridge of your nose.

"First lady?" He asked, and chuckled, giving you a large grin.

"If you steal my pan-"

He cheered, and hugged you tightly.

A bird suddenly dropped off the newspaper.

"Ah, my bounty is back up, and went up some." You grinned at Shanks, "600,000,000 millon berri bounty, think you can handle me?" You asked.

All of them stared, "no devil fruit?" Shanks asked, clearly perturbed.

"Nah, just alot of haki, and training with warlords." You said softly, and smiled at the memories.

"They call me the Government's Worst Nightmare. Its why they let me join the marines in the first place." You laughed.

....

You and Shanks had been getting along, sharing the Captain's quarters with him, since you didn't trust the perverted men out there, only Shanks.

Yep, only perv you trusted.

Shanks came in, and saw you reading a book in a chair, grinning as he walked over and snatched the book.

"Stand." He demanded.

Slowly, you stood.

He began examining you, "yep, just as i thought." He shook his head, almost sadly.

You crossed your arms, "what, shanks?"

"You have the best ass I've ever seen." He laughed, and gave it a squeeze

"The things i do for love..." You murmured, hoping he didnt hear.

"Woah, wait- love me?"

"Yes, shanks."

He threw his arm around you, nuzzling into your breasts, purring as you ran your fingers through his hair.

"I thought you never would!" He began fake crying, and you layed on the bed.

He just smiled, and tried pulling down your shirt.

"SHANKS-" you smacked him off, and growled, "You- can see that..." You murmured, looking to the side.

He looked at you softly, and pushed you down on the bed.

"Shanks-"

"Shhh, what is it? What's making you want to hide yourself?"

He slowly lifted your shirt, and he traced along scars that you had, "Absolutely beautiful, my love." He smiled, and pressed kisses along every scar.

You let out giggles, and covered your mouth, squirming a bit.

Shanks began to fondle your breasts, looking along your rather muscular body.

"Man, you have more muscle than me!" He laughed, "i love it."

You flushed, and stared, "shut up, prick."

He nuzzled against the bare chest of yours, and pressed kisses along your chest as well.

"Fucking- shanks, you're a freak."

"I know." He grinned.