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Zoro x Reader x Mihawk

[DAmn, can't believe I'm at 51 chapters already..]

"FUCKING MONKEy!" You growled as you ran from them, just why were they so hostile.

Zoro- was training with Mihawk while you ran.

Mihawk was entertained by your screaming-

Until you turned around and kicked one all the way to the next fucking island.

They both stopped, and looked at you.

You were speedily kicking them all to the other side of the island, hopping on ones face.

Mihawk was just staring as you took care of the whole ass monkey tribe you fucking hated with a passion.

You stood when you were done, brushing your pants off.

Looking over at Zoro, you flipped him off, and walked over, bruises already forming on your arms.

Mihawk walked over, and sighed, "well, at least one of you actually knows how to fight." He said, and grabbed your wrist.

"Lets go treat you." He began walking, tugging you along.

You smiled softly, and grabbed Zoro's wrist before you were out of reach.

His face got all red, and he grumbled, but followed anyway.

When you arrived to the living area, mihawk grabbed your arms, and sat you down.

Perona was laughing as she saw your face.

You glared at her, and rolled your eyes, "You're so mean Perona."

She just- cried and flew off.

You sweatdropped, and hissed as Mihawk poured alcohol on one of your cuts.

"Jesus christ!" Your back arched as you gripped zoro's arm.

"Oi woman! That hurts!"

"IM IN MUCH MORE PAIN THAN YOU ARE MARIMO!" You yelled, and went to bite him like the animal you were.

"Dont BITE ME DUMBASS."

"HAHAHA I WANT TO BITE YOU." You yelled.

Mihawk sweatdropped, "Refrain from biting Roronoa." He said, and continued to treat your arms and legs.

Zoro rubbed your back, and let you lean on him, rolling his eyes as he felt tears on his chest.

"Jesus Y/n, you beat up all the monkeys, and yet you cry when a little bit of alcohol disinfects your wounds?"

"y e s." You murmured, and Mihawk rolled his eyes, but a small smile appeared on his face.

You were an idiot, that was for sure.

You looked at Mihawk when he was done.

"You're a bitch." You cried

"You're welcome." He chuckled, and stood up, walking into the kitchen to make tea.

"Can I have some tea please?!" You yelled, and cupped your cheeks.

"Yes." You heard, somehow.

"THANK YOUUUU!"

"You're welcome, Y/n."

Zoro released you, and you collapsed into him again.

"Hug me." You hummed, and wrapped your arms around his neck, settling in his lap.

Zoro rubbed your back, and layed back, seemingly annoyed.

He actually was just really embarrassed right now- he liked you alot, and ever since you had come here to bother Mihawk- he'd taken a liking to you.

Now that he knew you could fight, he was even more attracted.

You closed your eyes, "mmmm all that fighting has me tired." You murmured, and nuzzled your head into his shoulder.

"Yeah? I mean..you did fight all those dumbass monkeys." He chuckled.

"Mnn, you're my bed now." You yawned.

"You're tea is going to get cold." A voice rung out.

You groggily looked at Mihawk, who looked- irritated?

He picked you up, and you began squirming like a cat.

He set you on a separate chair, and handed you your tea.

You slowly blinked, and looked at the tea, absent-mindedly drinking.

"Tastes like roses." You hummed, sounding high.

Mihawk chuckled, "well, it is rose and honey tea."

"My favorite?" You looked at Mihawk with a touched expression.

He nodded, "yes, your favorite."

Zoro facepalmed, and predicted you were going to jump onto Mihawk while crying.

You calmly set your tea down, and stared at him.

Mihawk just sat in his chair, staring at you.

You jumped into his lap and nuzzle your cheek against his, "oh my God your so sweet I love you, you knew it was my favorite. oh my goddddd!"

His face was slightly tinted pink, but he just drank his tea as you showered him with love.

Zoro was the one to get jealous now.

You were too busy praising your hawk-boy to notice that Moss-boy was getting jealous.

When zoro got up, you looked over, "oi, sit back down." You ordered, "you are STILL my BED."

Zoro sighed, and sat down.

You got up, and patted Mihawk's cheek, smiling softly, and you jumped onto zoro, falling asleep almost immediately.

Zoro and Mihawk made eye-contact.

"We'll share, correct?" He asked, and sipped his tea.

Zoro nodded, "yeah, I know she has some liking for both of us." He chuckled, and ran his fingers through your hair. "She always tells me how hot you are." Zoro fessed up.

Mihawk nodded, "Shes told me that she likes you alot." He chuckled, smirking.

Zoro nodded, "Yeah, she definetly likes us both."

"Torture her tomorrow?"

"Mhm." Mihawk sipped on his tea.

.......

When you woke up next morning, you were- surprised to say the least- being sandwiched between the two men was not your ideal wake up, but you were NOT complaining.

You pulled on Zoro's ear, and lightly butted your head against Mihawk's chest to wake them up.

Mihawk was the first to wake up, his bare arms snaking around your waist.

You looked back at him, and made a surprised noise when he pressed his lips against yours, his hands twirling through your hair.

You pressed into the kiss, and wrapped your arms around his neck.

His hands trailed to your rear, lightly tracing before going back up, he was pretty polite, okay?

Zoro had woken up afterwards, and pulled you to him, breaking the kiss from mihawk- he then roughly kissed you.

At this point, your face was all red and you were ready to pass out.

He ran his fingers along your body, and pulled away.

Sitting up, you got off the bed, and crouched.

"Whats wrong?" Mihawk asked.

"This is like- all I've ever wanted." You murmured, and stood up, grinning as you jumped on mihawk.

He caught you, and held you close, "can we all cook breakfast together?" You asked, your whole aura just sparkling.

Zoro and mihawk nodded, and took turns with you all day.

[I just find this nice :P]