👒 - One Piece Oneshots - 👒

🍋Kaido x Reader

[OKAY YOURE LIKE 18 FEET, HES LIKE SO LARGE I-]

[OOoOOO is a lemon 🍋]

You were standing infront of kaido, slightly slouched, your signature peacock coat draping behind your back as you stuck you hands in your pockets.

Kaido was staring down at you, glaring even.

Its been like this for 30 minutes, just staring at eachother

You finally began to speak up, "So-"

"So you've finally come."

You looked at him with a blank stare.

"I was JUST about to speak."

"And I didn't want you to be the first one to speak, wench."

"Wench?" You asked, and crossed your arms.

"I don't know WHY I even thought of joining your crew, AND I DONT KNOW WHY YOU WANT ME!" You exclaimed.

"Dont raise your voice at me." He warned.

You sulked in the corner, and kaido sweatdropped.

You then turned to him, "anyway, I don't even have a zoan type, mines a logia." You muttered.

"Exactly."

"Oh?"

"You're powerful, its important that I have you, before that wretch big mom gets her sweaty paws on you." He snarled.

You shrugged, "You're glad me and king know eachother, cause I would've just left, if not."

King shook his head, and looked to the side, while queen was just laughing.

"Anyway, I'll join." You grinned, as Doflamingo's older sister, this wasn't a surprise to Kaido, but just how you looked like the sassy mingo- but hotter.

Way, way hotter.

Your curvy, yet muscular stature was something to die for.

He checked you out as you interacted with king.

You were showing off your muscles, coat tied around your waist.

King was just shaking his head in dissapointment.

You were laughing, and he watched as your breasts shook softly.

Light little jiggles.

You looked over at him, and waved, then went back to whatever you were doing.

"HAHAHAHAH Die." You tackled king, attempting to knock him down.

He crashed onto the floor, and began wrestling with you.

Rolling around on the floor, queen was chuckling as the two of you laughed, king wasn't one for showing stuff, so you had to be important to him.

After you decided to stop, you began walking out, and King jumped on you.

"HOLY MOTHER O-"

You faceplanted.

King was feeling very happy about his victory, so you kicked his tummy, and landed on him.

You stood up, and stuck your tounge out at him, before grabbing your coat, slipping it on as you walked out of the room.

Kaido followed.

You felt his footsteps behind you, but ignored them, crouching to walk through a smaller door, before entering the outside.

You stretched on the deck of the large ship, and cracked your neck.