*loona pov*
I stand outside the waiting for that snake guy to come out almost as mutch as I want him to cum on my fa..
" NO NO NO can't think those thoughts yet I need to see if he is interested in joining I.M.P"
so I wate then he comes out and sters at mesexy snake guy " you " he said in that sexy voice
loona " look i know we got of on the wrong foot but I want to apologise"I say with a fier full tone I'm my voice
sexy snake guy " how do I know this is not a trick" he said whilst aming his gatling gun at me again
" HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT come on loona talk your way out if this or you are going to FUCKING DIE"loona " l look I can promise you this i is not a t t trick" I say with a stutter
sexy snake guy " why" he said in that sexy voice of his
loona "look I came to other you a job"
I finally managed to spit outsexy snake guy " what kind of job" he said lowering his guy
" ok now just to rell him in"
loona "an assassin kind of job"
I say with a lust film smirksexy snake guy " I'm listening "
loona " ok it is cold the immediate murder professionals of I.M.P for short "
sexy snake guy " ok imintrested in an interview " he said with a slite smirk
" yes yes YES now just to get blitzo to hier him"
loona " follow me" I say in a flirty tone hoping to entice him
sexy snake guy " ok names (y/n)" he said
" definitely would not mind screening that name later "
loona " im loona and I'm sorry about before I was just pisst that you were in my spot"
* time skip*
*loona pov*
we arrive at the office
(y/n) "so this is the place"
loona " yep"
(y/n) " ok"
loona " ok come follow me"
I say as me and (y/n) enter
(y/n) " so your dad runs this place"
loona " 1st he's not my biological father 2nd yes"
as we walk in blitzo comes out of nowhere
blitzo " hey loonnyYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" he says as he ponts his gun at (y/n)loona " our new imploy "
I say with a scerd tone
blitzo " loona can I speak to you in private "
he said with an firfully ster
loona " ok"
he drags me in to the kitchen
loona " ok what is it"
blitzo " nothing just wanted to ask WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BRING A TERAFING MASSIVE SNAKE INTO THE OFFICE"
he yelsloona " mabe he could be good for the company think about it a giant snake could have a lot of use around hire " I say
blitzo " IT HAS A GATTLING GUN FOR A TAIL" he yels
loona " exactly " I tell him then he thinks about it
blitzo " your right that thing could kill targets no problem " he said as if he invented the idea to hier him
loona " his name is (y/n) "
blitzo " ok I will set up an interview with him he seems like a nice guy"
he said
loona " and he's hot" I say
blitzo " what" he said confused
loona " o shit I said that alode"
blitzo " yep" he said with a smirk
loona " DONT YOU FUCKING TELL HIM I SAID THAT DAD" I wisper yell
blitzo " awwwww my lonnys got a crush" he said wiping a tire of he's face
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when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader
Fanfiction(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon