*(y/n) pov*
I wake up to loona snuggleing closer to me
(y/n)" morning gorgeous "
loona" morning honey "
she said in a negative tone(y/n)" you ok you seem down"
loona" im fine just din't sleep well"
(y/n)" why"
loona " I pan from those exorsists wepons still hurts"
lilly then starts to cry
loona " shhh shhh come here baby"
(y/n)" shhhh go back to sleep lilly "
lilly " ma...mu"
me and loona gasp
loona " HER FIRST WORD"
lilly keeps trying to speek
loona " come on lilly say mum"
lilly " mama"
loona " IM HER FIRST WORD "
both of us tart ro cry
then my phone starts to ring
(y/n)" now rilly "
loona " just answered it"
so I do
(y/n) " hello"
Angel dust " hey (y/n)"
(y/n)" hey Angel what do you need"
Angel dust " nothing just wanted to see if you wanted to meet me and my siblings for dinner "
(y/n)" can I bring my wife?"
Angel dust " shore why not "
he then hung up
(y/n)" babe I just got something pland that will make you feel better "
loona " what"
(y/n)" my friend Angel wants us to meet with his siblings "
loona " as long as they aren't super horny "
*time skip*
me and loona walk in the bar that Angel wants us to meet his brother and sister
loona " they better not be a bunch of horny fucks"
(y/n)" I hope so 1 Angel dust is bad enough but 3 is world ending "
Angel was sitting on a table and calld us over
(y/n)" hi Angel "
Angel dust " hello (y/n) and you must be his hellhound wife "
loona " yes I am"
Angel dust " well (y/n) told us a lot about you "
then a black spider demon walk up to u
???" hey tony"
Angel dust" you two this is my brother arecness"
(y/n)" pleshor to meet you "
arecness" you to"
loona just stayed silent
Angel dust " wheres molly?"
arecness" she will be here in a bit ennyway so your the guy who killed valantino "
(y/n)" correct "
arecness " impressive "
he hold out his hand to shack
(y/n)" I would shack if I could but I dont have hands"
arecness " sorry"
???" hey boys"
we turn to see a dam Angel walking up to our table
Angel dust " hey molly how have you been "
molly " I've been fine thanks "
she then turns to look at me
molly " so you must be (y/n) pleshor to meet you "
(y/n)" you too "
molly " and you must be the lucky lady who married him"
she said to loona
loona " yep"
molly " nice to meet you both and thank you for killing my brothers abusive boss"
(y/n)" your welcome "
Angel dust " ok I'll get some drinks "
arecness " wo wo im coming with you always get me non alcoholic "
loona " I dont want to risk that happening im coming to"
all 3 of them leve and left me and molly
molly " so how is you relationship with your wife "
(y/n)" we've been married for a year and a half and have a daughter "
she then happily sqeld
molly " CONGRATULATIONS "
(y/n) " thanks"
molly " so you and your wife have a healthy relationship "
(y/n) " actually we have an open marige "
molly " really "
she asked looking at me wird
(y/n) " yep"
molly " ok tomorrow meet me at this address "
she hands me a piece of paper
(y/n) " thanks"
loona " GET OF OF ME BASTERD "
???" SHUT UP JUST EXEPT IT"
I turn and see a demon holding loona down against the bar
(y/n) " HEY ASS HOLE"
???" DONT TRY TO BE A HERO KID"
he did not even look at me
(y/n) " FUCK YOU"
???" LISSAN YOU LIttle..."
he tern and realised I was a giant snake
(y/n) " GET OF MY WIFE"
???" yes sir"
he tryd to run out the bar but I shot his legs out
loona " thanks babe "
(y/n) " no need to thank me hon "
she then grabs the back of my head and starts aggressively making out with me
YOU ARE READING
when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader
Fanfiction(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon