(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon
*blitzo pov* me and the crew are driving back to the office wist I sing my favourite song just then a pink car drives in to our spot blitzo " HOLLY SHIT' I yell as I slam the bracks I grab my megaphone so I can yell at whatever idiot who parked im my spot blitzo " hey you suck for life do ya well get the fuckout of my spot " I yell then I realised who it was blitzo " Veronica "
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I say in a sinister tone verosika " blitzo " blitzo " should of known you'd be here when I smellt the sent of the ocean " verosika " should of known you'd be here sins I herd the Amber alerts" blitzo "im seprist the let you fat as out of rehab " verosika " they let me out because im still famous and your sister says hi" blitzo " what the fuck are you doing here in my packing spot"
verosika " actually limp dick it has my name on it" she puts down reveling she crost our name out and sprained hers over it verosika " so for all of spring break I will be parked here"
blitzo " no I forbid it"
verosika " you mad blitzo you gotta run of and still my car leve me to pay for the hotel room" blitzo and verosika " run 3 ring down to rath and max out my credit card on shity hoeres back riding lessons " blitzo "my god JUST LET THAT GO"
verosika " chock on a sand paper dick"
blitzo "you better get out of that spot or I'm gonna ..." just then a massive hellhound tapt me on the shoulder hellhound " you'll what" he said in a terafiing tone I'm about to say call h.r but then I notis (y/n) holding a peace of paper that read THERE FUCKING DEAD blitzo " I'll get my right hand man on you" I say smug verosika " phhhhh you really think a small imp with a gun is threatening " hellhound " yep a gun dont scer me" blitzo " o really " I say as i jester to (y/n) behind him verosika face changes from smug to fucking sceard verosika " vortex " she said wilst ponting behind him he then turns around only to see (y/n) sqering up to him with his gattling gun posted at his chest
(y/n)" hay"
(y/n) said with a sinister smile vortex then looked at him with fier in his eyes vortex " look I dont want no trouble " (y/n)" you don't then listen you threatan my boss or enny of my co workers agen and I will pump you full of lead and make a furre coat out of you GOT THAT"
vortex " yes"
he then runs in to the building as verosika looks at (y/n) with a lust full smirk
verosika " so (y/n) right "
(y/n)" yess"
verosika " how would you like to work for me no oun can scere vortex like that"
(y/n)" not interested "
verosika "ok then how about later you and I can have a private chat" she said making a dick ducking motion
