when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader

chapter 10 loolooland

*blitzo pov*
I'm at my dest playing with my penile that looks like millie and my rubber that looks like moxie.
then I notis a red pipe in the shap of a s siting on the floor then I think for a minute

blitzo " I can tern that pipe in to (y/n) with the help of black paint, the broken revolver in my drawer and a pees of paper for his hat"
* 5 minute time skip *
I finished my (y/n) pupit now just try to imitate his voice
then as if on a script i get a call from stolas
blitzo "WHAT"
stolas " hello my big dicket blitzy "
I spit out my coffee

blitzo " WHAT"

octavia "THE"

blitzo "FUCK"

octavia "DAD"

stolas " language everyone i have a special request "
blitzo " I just had a chemical peel "

stolas " its for my daughter "

blitzo" make sure see washes it"

stolas " nonononono im taking my daughter to loolooland and I was hoping you and you brave little imps and that snake would accompany us"

blitzo " where assassin's not bodyguards"

stolas " ill pay you"

blitzo " pay me what"

stolas " money"

blitzo " DONE"
I say as I smash my 7th phone
I pull out my megaphone
blitzo "m and m (y/n) get in here while going to loolooland "
moxie "loolooland"
mille the bursts thro the windo

millie "LOOLOOLAND"

blitzo " LOOLOOLAND:

loona "SHUT UP ME AND (Y/N) ARE TRYING TO FUCK "

millie blitzo moxie " what"
*time skip *
*(y/n) pov*
we arive at this shity park blitzo asked me to stay as close to him as possible so this stolas guy would not try to fuck him
blitzo "remember this is work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy you sick needs"
he said to stolas

octavia " dad do we have to "
blitzo cut her off

blitzo " in a sec sweetie if you try fucking my little ass in there I with have (y/n) here pump you full of lead "
he said gesturing to me
stolas " you are so cute when you are sireas blizy"

octavia " im literally gowing to be sick"
moxie" ow crums I knew to day would be alot what do you need"
he said putting stuth out of his fanny pack

*time skip *
*blitzo pov*

that it that clown bitch needs to die
blitzo " (y/n) come here we are killing that clown"
(y/n)" ok let's DO THIS"
he said with his gun in the air
blitzo " THATS MY FAVRET INPLOY speaking of witch can I ask you a question"
(y/n)" sure"
blitzo"whats the dealwith you and loona?"
I ask him
(y/n)" we are in a open relationship we can fuck who we want but we care about echother more then the people we fuck"
he explains

we burst in to that clowns room to blow him to bits

fezziroll " blitzo "

blitzo " the o is silent now"
I shoot at him with my flintlock Wilstead
(y/n) fiers his gattling gun at him ablitorating his legs
fezziroll " that all you got"

(y/n)" no"
he then sprays smoke everywhere

blitzo " (y/n) where are you i can't see"
I yell
(y/n)" in front of you"
the smoke clirs and I see him with fezziroll head in his mouth
fezziroll " this ain't the last you'll see of me"

(y/n)" fuck youuuuuuuu"
he then thros him out the window
but then I smell gas
blitzo " (y/n) do you smell gas"
he smells the air and he then raised that there was gas in the air and what was left of that robot was releasing sparks

(y/n) "  ooooooooSHIT"
then the hole park blows up and we land next to moxie and millie im burnt and in a great deal of pain and (y/n) is fine " he must be bullit proof "
moxie " grate job sir you just had to rewing it"
blitzo " worth it to see that clown fuck die"
I look at (y/n) and he is slivering wirdly

(y/n)" I ThiNk I HAve a COnCuSsiOn "

blitzo " I will have loonie look at it later "
I say looking at him as a cat drags millie away
*time skip*
we arive back at the office (y/n) is starting to look better
loona " WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM"
moxie "he just has a concussion"
loona " will he be ok"
millie " shood be"
I drag (y/n) in to my office
blitzo " so (y/n) I would like to speakto you"

(y/n)" about what"
blitzo " I am proudly promoting you from bodyguard to..."
(y/n)" to what"
blitzo " my right hand man"
(y/n)" thank you boss"