*moxie pov*
work ended at the usual time 10 pm millie is working overtime so I am alone in the apartment then there is a knock at the door
moxie " who is it"
blitzo " moxie is blitzo"
what dose he wantmoxie " what is it sir"
blitzo " you up for a guys hangout"
moxie " why?"
blitzo " im bord"
moxie " fine where we going "
blitzo " first we got to get ( y/n) then we are going to a pub" he said with a sqeel at the end
* time skip *
*blitzo pov*
me and mox arive at ( y/n) apartmen and it is quite nicemoxie " sir im not sure about this"
blitzo " why "
moxie "you see ( y/n) is a bit..."
i cut him offblitzo " your not scerd of him mox rrrrright'
I say in a childish tonemoxie " NO well yes but he's a bit crazy "
blitzo " he's not your just saying that because millie fancys him"
moxie " please i could give a shit if millie likes him or not we have a open marriage is is because he has a gattling gun for a tail"
blitzo " thats racist "
moxie " HOW IS THAT RACIST "
blitzo " look ( y/n) is a useful member of our family and he's a good guy"
moxie " I know he's a good guy but he's a bit intimidating dont you think"
( y/n) " I CAN HAER YOU YOU KNOW "
he tells from the other side of the door*time skip*
*(y/n) pov*
"so this is a pub just a bar that sells food"
I sliver to a table with blitzo and moxie there ok in my bookbar tender " how can I help you"
blitzo " 2 pints of lager"
moxie " a shot of astrean rum"
( y/n) "12 Scottish wisckes "
* 5 minutes later*every oun is drunker then 10 step dads put together
blitzo " O cOLL a HoREs
moxie " I Am noT A PosSuM
( y/n) " I'm So FucKInG DruNk MORE wiScKe"
* time skip to the office *
*loona pov*
I start to tern off the desk to so I can go home then I notis millie walk by
" that bitch thinks she can have MY (Y/N)millie " hey loona you ok"
loona " can I speak to you in private"
millie "ok"
we walk in to blitzo office
millie " so whaAAA"
I grab her and slammed her in to a wallloona " LISSAN UP BITCH (Y/N) IS MYNE
NO YOURS"
I yell at her
millie " can you blame me look at him"loona " EXACTLY "
millie " ok lest make a dell first oun to fuck him gets him"
loona " dell"
millie " ok can you please put me down now"
loona " fine"
I say as I drop herthen blitzo, moxie and ( y/n) bust through the door drunk
moxie " MILLLLLLIE hi"
millie " come let's get you to bed "
she said picking him upI look at ( y/n) and he was practically unconscious
loona " let's get you to bed"
I say as I drag him to the couchblitzo " Ok I'm jUst goInG tO slEeP In My oFfCe"
he said as he stumbledI rest ( y/n) on the couch and he falls asleep
" sweet dreams hansom "
I start to walk away but stop
" mabie "
I walk up to him he's still sleeping and curl up into a ball just under his head
loona " good night baby"
I say as I kiss him on the cheek and dozoff
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when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader
Fanfiction(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon