chapter 58 OZZIES

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*(y/n) pov*

the 3 imps were out killing i was planning something big

my brother aden died of a hart attack so he fell into hell so now its 2 giant snakes robin hells biggest night club in the lust ring

* blitzo pov *

I was just thrown into a dumpster

blitzo " RUDE"

moxie I will get my ass in there if it is the last thing I do

???" ok I'd say more gas over on the mining charge"

that voice was femilere but different

I went to investigate and saw (y/n) with a nother snake demon

I went to investigate and saw (y/n) with a nother snake demon

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(y/n)" ok aden id say more explosive on the concrete "

aden" agreed "

blitzo " (y/n)?"

both of there head jolted towards me

(y/n)" blitzo?"

aden" boss man"

blitzo " what are you two doing here?"

(y/n) "robing"

aden " yea when this timber hits 1 am this whole wall will blow up like chernobyl"

aden ponted a shotgun at a clock counting down

both snake burst into laughter

blitzo " ok I'm gonna to go"

*time skip *

After moxie's out burst I decided its time to go home them my watch said it was 6 seconds till 1 am so I ducked bend a table and looked at the wall that would blow up in 3 seconds

moxie and millie looked at me confused till the wall went boom

moxie and millie looked at me confused till the wall went boom

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aden and (y/n)" ALL RIGHT EVERY OUN ON THE GROUND NOW THIS IS A ROBBERY"

moxie " (Y/N) WHAT THE FUCK"

(y/n)" fuck you moxie and I hop you die of bird flu because I herd what you said to blitzo "

moxie " IM JUST TIRED OF HIM STALKING ME"

(y/n)" you agreed to it"

moxie " WHAT"

he proseds to show moxie the contract he signed the day he joined I.M.P

(y/n)" in this contract that both YOU and millie agreed to you gave blitzo full permission to do all of the following

.do what ever he wants in your house
.invaded your privacy
.if you wife is giving birth his alowd to push the baby back in
.fuck you in your sleep
.do whatever he wants to you no matter what it is

and that's just a short list it goes on"

now I feel better about my self

ozzie" ALRIGHT WHAT GOWING ON IN HERE"

I was expecting him to do some bad ass overlord stuff but aden just spat venom in his eyes

( yes aden is a spiting cobra demon)

ozzie " OWW FUCK FUCK MY EYES ARE NELTING"

I just blinked and all of a sudden there was 2 holes in ozzie chest

he then fell to the ground

fizzarolli ran out the window

blitzo " well moxie do you have anything to say"

moxie " yes I quit "

(y/n)" you can't do that ether mox"

he said putting out moxie's contract again

(y/n)" it says and I qoat i will not quit and if I do I understand that my boss's right hand man will eat me alive "

moxie broke out in sweet

moxie " on second thought I might just go home "

him and millie ran out the door

aden " I SAID IT ALREDY AND ILL SAY IT AGEN THIS IS A DAME ROBBERY "

aden started taking money from everyone

blitzo" hey (y/n) thanks for the back up"

(y/n)" you do know that last part of the contract i write in with pen so he won't quit right "

blitzo " yep"

(y/n)" you whana help me and my brother rob this place you'll get 25% of the cash"

blitzo " FUCK YA"

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