when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader

chapter 18 C.H.E.R.U.B

*(y/n) pov*
I'm in the meeting room with loona pesfully sleeping with her head resting on my mid body. blitzo is shooting tvs
blitzo " chang the chanal"

(y/n)" be quit loona is sleeping "

blitzo " o sorry"
then the ground beginning to shack and loona wakes up
loona " guys do you here that"

blitzo " must be a hell shack"

moxie " those are a thing"

millie " alright dont panic moxie "

moxie" im not panicking "

loona STOP GETING HESTERICAL FATTY"
she then slaps him into a wall then the wall falls a a tall man comes through the hole
blitzo "you better have that insherens thing"
millie then pulls out an axe

millie "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT"

loppy " I am loppy goopty"

loona " could of used the door dude"

loppy" I need you to kill this man"

blitzo " ok then whate how long have you been in hell"

loppy " a few hours "

loona " agen could of used the door"

loppy " silence dear furry"
as soon as he said that I slamd him agest the wall
(y/n) " YOU INSALT MY WIFE AGEN I WILL BLOW SO MENE HOLES IN YOU YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A SLISE OF SWISH CHEASS"
I say showing my fangs

loppy" ok ok I was out of line im sorry"

I let him down and he pays blitzo to kill this lyle guy
* time skip*

we arive at his house and he is tying a newas
blitzo " fantastic he gowing to do our job for us"
we sit there eating popcorn till a bright light pushes us back

lyle" im being hunted by fillfy orphan children "
blitzo " who the fuck are they"

moxie " o no sir thos are .."

cherub 1 " cherubs Mr lyle"

lyle " i hate fillfy orphan children "

cherub 2 " where here to convince you not to kill you self"

blitzo " O HELL NO"
he then bursts thro a window

moxie " Mr lyle in my humble opinion i think you should continue the process of comit die"

millie " I mean sireosly what are you going to do with all this minnow that you are old and grows"

cherub 3 " is that a sireos question he could share it with the people of the world and do somutch good with it and be so fulfilled "

(y/n)" what you just said made me throw up in my mouth "

lyle"no"

cherub 2" he could pay for new hospitals and schools"

lyle" why won't you let me die"

blitzo " sounds like you need help offing your self there buddy moxie what do we got for this fella"
moxie then pulls out a ass load of wepons

moxie " I have asalt wepons, tomy guns ,old fashion shot gun and (y/n)s venom and gattling gun "

cherub 2" he's classer then that"

lyle puts the end of an assalt rife in his mouth but the cherub takes it away

cherub 2 " there plenty of reasons to live sir"

millie " ye right smells like he hasn't left the room in months"
she then smells him and vomits

cherub 2" love can be found in all ages "