when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader

chapter 30 apple and kiki

*verosika pov*
today is going boring no shows, no fresh meat and no liquor
Josh is high of pot

coco broke her leg in prison

and ace got raped in the shower

I just sit on the couch smoking a cigarette then Kiki walks up to me

Kiki " can I ask you a question "

verosika " fine"

Kiki " what was sex it an 100 foot long rattlesnake like"

verosika " ferst of he was 80 feet not 100 and secondof fucking fantastic "

Kiki" you think he is up for round 2"

verosika " who isn't up for round 2 with verosika madday "
I said complementing my self

kiki" i meen with me"

verosika" probably if you can flert with him enough "

*Kiki pov *

ok now I have a play

.find this snake

.flert with him

.fuck him

as I think apple tapt me on the shoulder

Kiki" hey"

apple" can I come"

Kiki " what "

apple" don't blame dum with me I know your of to try and fuck that snake and I want in"

Kiki" what do I get out of it "

apple" my pay check for 2 weeks and you get him first "

I think for a moment

I get his dick in me first and an extra $600 a week for 2 weeks

Kiki " 4 weeks

apple " 3 weeks

Kiki" 3 weeks 4 days"

apple "2 weeks 6 days"

Kiki " deal"

we shack hands

apple " ok come on we have a snake to fuck"

Kiki " wate don't snakes have 2 dicks"

she thinks for a second then lustfullly smiled

apple " i think so"

Kiki " well what are we wating for lets go find this sexy fuck"

we run out the door and get in a pickup truck

*loona pov*

i wake up next to my darling (y/n) " marying you might be the best choice of my life "
i kiss him on the cheek and get up to make breakfast

* timeskip*
I finished my cereal ano put my bowl in the sink then i get pind to the table

(y/n)" your under arested sweet hart"
he said in a play full tone

ok ill play that game

loona" o what did I do officer sexy"

(y/n)" you stole "

loona" stoll what"

he then tern me to face him

(y/n)" my hart"

I kiss him and he lets me up

(y/n)" sorry I couldn't help myself "

loona " no need to be sorry baby it was quite a tern on"

he goes to make his breakfast

and I just sit next to him

(y/n)" I'm going to pentagram city later do you whana come"

loona " I can't blitzo wants to see me "

(y/n) " ok see you later "

* time skip*
*apple pov*

apple " so if you were an 80 foot long rattlesnake where would you be"

kiki" pentagram city "

apple " well lets go then"