when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader

chapter 43 the von eldritch family

*loona pov*

I'm gently pating lilly on her head because it makes her giggle and it is adorable

loona" whos a cute hellhound you are yes you are "
I say in a childish tone

lilly" hehehehe "

I keep this up till I feel someone nip at the tip of my ear causing me to jump in surprise

I tern to se my husband gently stroking my hair

(y/n) " morning beautiful "

I kiss him on his cheek

loona " morning hansom "

I stand up and put lilly in her bed

loona " so why did you nip at my ear?"

(y/n) " because i can tell you liked it"

loona " ok I admit I did ennyway I need to check the mail "

I go and grab the mail out of our letter box

loona " bills bills bills"

I stop when is see a letter with (y/n) name on it

loona " babe there's oun here for you"

I hand it to him when he finished he lookt at me

loona " babe?"

(y/n) " I've been invited to a dinner at the von eldritchs House"

loona " OH MY GOD"

*timeskip*

I arive at the von eldritchs Castle and the place is fucking massive

I light up a cigarette and knock on the the door

then charlies ex opend the door

???" hello you must be (y/n) (l/n)"

(y/n) " yep and if I had to take a ges I'd say your seviathan "

seviathan " you gest right what gave it away?"

(y/n)" the trucker hat"

seviathan " ok you got me there "

(y/n) " also your the princess of hells ex"

seviathan " COME ON dose everyoun know that"

(y/n)" yes"

he just sighs ands lets me in

(y/n)" so why exactly am I here?"

seviathan " well 2 resons 1 my dad wants to talk to you and 2 my sister wants to fuck you "

(y/n)" well thanks for clearing that up"

*time skip*

diner was ......OK good food but wold be better if helsa would stop flerting with me

mr von eldritch" so (y/n) your in the assassin bisnis from what I can tell"

(y/n)" yes sir im the right hand man of the oner if I.M.P"

mr von eldritch " so what does the company do"

(y/n)" kill people in the living world for money "

he stops eating and looks at me

mr von eldritch " so what is your position in the company "

(y/n)" my boss is head of the company im second in command my wife is the reasonist and every oun else is just basic assassins"

helsa then looked at me clenching her fists

mr von eldritch " wate your maryd "

(y/n)" yep"

mr von eldritch " to who"

I just sit back a bit and adjust my hat

(y/n) " my bosses daughter "

mr von eldritch " trying to get extra pay?"

(y/n) " no I genuinely lover we have a daughter an open relationship what more could a guy want apart from money "

I could tell helsa eased up after hearing ' open relationship '

I starts to tack a sip of whisky

mr von eldritch " so are you going to defile my daughter?"

After he said that I spit out my drink and cough

helsa" DAD"

seviathan " WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"

everyone in the room ternd to him

*timeskip*

After an eventfull dinner I just head home i need to spend some time with my family after that