*(y/n) pov*
blitzo told everyone to come into the office early
blitzo " ok I have good news"
moxie " what sir"
blitzo " we are going on 666 news"
millie " HELL YES"
I just look at him
(y/n)" at lest this will get us more clients"
blitzo " see (y/n) has a brain moxie "
moxie grond
*timeskip*
blitzo and I walk in the billding
this news station has a lot of food
blitzo "ok I need you to keep an eye on every oun in this billding especially that homofobic bitch"
(y/n)" I got ya boss"
blitzo " thanks"
he walks on on stage
katy killjoy " welcome back so blitzo "
blitzo " the o is silent "
katy killjoy " what ever so tell us about this assassin company you started "
blitzo " well if you have an ass hole in the living world you need dead we go up there and kill them for ya and thanks to my connections for an extra $700 we kill then again down here"
katy killjoy " hmmm so your a hitman company "
" I hate being calld a hit man
blitzo " no assassin's "
katy killjoy " what's the difference?"
(y/n)" the difference is oun is a job and the other is mental sickness "
she turned to look at me and every oun in the audience gasped
katy killjoy " well this is a surprise the death viper in my news station"
tom trench " nop"
he ran out the room
katy killjoy " so why are you here?"
blitzo " he's my son in law"
she glerd at him
katy killjoy " wasn't asking you"
(y/n)" well my boss said I'd get double my paycheck "
katy killjoy " under standable"
*timeskip*
blitzo " I think that will help out the company "
(y/n)" I hope so"
I light a cigarette
(y/n)" now if you will excuse me I have to go and see my loving wife"
blitzo " ok see you tomorrow at work
YOU ARE READING
when the rattle calls (helluva boss / hazbin hotel x rattlesnake demon reader
Fanfiction(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon
