(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon
*loona pov* blitzo "ok so I know bisnis has bin a bit slow lately and it is no ouns fault im not naming names hire...moxie now dose enyoun have eny bright ideas to how we can get bisnis drumming up agen" blitzo said as i was staring at (y/n) wiles pretending to look at my phone
millie " WHAT ABOUT A CAR WASH " blitzo " this is hell millie no oun cars about cars being clean down hire ok" blitzo said
(y/n) " we try to go on 666 news a lot of people watch that" blitzo " I like it (y/n) ooooow what about a billboard" moxie " we can't afford a billboard sir" he said in a negative tone that's moxie always with that negative nonsense
(y/n) and blitzo " thanks helpful moxie rilly glad your in the room" they say in sink " I can't stop thinking about you (y/n) I need you " blitzo " have you forgotten what server we provide " he plays a video of us killing people blitzo " aaaa those were the good times "
moxie " I dont need reminding sir concerning that you bew most of our salaries on a TV add last week the same out you pad to run 3 hours on a chanal no body watches " moxie said
blitzo " ow shut up moxie every oun loves the jingle " moxie " no oun does " millie " I liked it " moxie " do do not agree with him in front of me" he said clearly pissing of (y/n) a bit
(y/n) " moxie your not gowing to let your wife have her on opinion that is just selfish"
moxie " no no no notlike that"
(y/n) then licks his face
" I wish instead of (y/n) lacking moxie face he was lacking my fluffy tits"
(y/n) " do that agen and I will bite you head off" moxie "yes sir"
blitzo then plays our stupid jingle
moxie " I'd like to go on record and say that instead was loonas falt dispatch is spot to give us the right info on the target it is very simple" he said but I'm not having that loona " o sit on a dick moxie "
moxie " YOU SIT sit on a errrrr "
(y/n) " moxie if you don't now what to say just don't say a thing no offence " I gigli at what (y/n) said
moxie " nun tackon and YOU DO YOUR JOB"
blitzo " ha now we don't blame our screw ups on loona ok she didn't do ennything wrong" he said as he nuzzled my neck " stop the only oun hoe can nuzzled my neck is (y/n)"
moxie " are you kidding me sir she's afull"
* flash back* *loonas pov* I'm at my desk reading then the phone rings
loona " hello I.m.p" millie " loona I got stabd call mox.. " I hang up and go back to reading " nop not deling with that shit right now" * flash back 2* *loona pov * I'm at my desk pretending to look at my computer but I'm staring at (y/n) then moxie walks up to me moxie " exusme did you just fax me an ad for wate loss" loona "no" moxie " wha wh why would enyoun send me this" loona " come on you no why" *flash back 3* *(y/n) pov* I sliverd in to the kitchen and loona was there rummaging through the fridge when she noticed me she startsed so sway her hips loona " hoe left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge im taking it because I have the worst hangover right now" she then downs the salad as millie walks in to the room millie " why would you drink on a work night" loona " im hungover from this morning dum ass" moxie then walks in
moxie " isn't that my lunch "
loona " you know what I can't tach is assault right now I need to blow of sum fucking steem" she then runs out and kicks a baby (y/n)" moxie you can have hafe of my luntch if you want"
moxie " thanks (y/n) your a good guy sometimes " * flash back 4* *(y/n) pov* loona " blitzo that clinging ritch assault is on the phone wants to take to you sounds a little d.t.f'y:
blitzo " OW GOOD GOD IT WAS OUN TIME if I did not sleep with that ass hole we would not have access to the living world " me and moxie just ster at him
(y/n) and moxie " you what"
loona " BLITZO "
blitzo " I HERD YOU ALREDY" *end of flash back secqens* *(y/n) pov* blitzo " the pont is loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family "
moxie " we aren't a family sir you are the boss we are the imploys" I cut him off
(y/n) "mox im the bodyguard "
moxie " ow.......wiles we are on the subject of family can you stop finding me and millie out side of work"
millie " come on sweetie it is not that big a deal "
moxie " exusme WHAT" he then goss on about all the times blitzo has invested there private time
moxie " just stop doing that" blitzo " i dont se what the big deal is there something you don't want me seeing" moxie " NO" blitzo "you a baby weener haver'er moxie" sir what you say is INAPPROPRIATE " millie"calm down mox you gowing to have another panick attack" moxie" I AM CALM" millie " Shhhhh shhhhh there there" blitzo "look I dont juge the couple stuff you do out side work hours so don't juge me" moxie " I do juge you sir a lot actually " millie " mox he's our boss" (y/n) " mox be respectfull" blitzo " no no it is fine guy moxie is just ...how do I say this without being offensive retarded " moxie " does insulting me help your sad single life" blitzo " yep" loona " the only reason you have a wife is because your easy to manage " millie " NO HES HOT YOU bitch" blitzo DO NOT TAKE TO MY RESEPTIONIST THAT WAY SHES SEwooooo.." he's cut off by fe fireing my gattling gun in the air (y/n)" EVERY OUN SHUT UP YOUR STRESING ME OUT AND WHEN IM STREST I GET TENTION HEAD ADCES WHEN IM IN PANE I DONT THINK STRAT" I yell everyone is silent
edde " your all fucking assholls" everyone looks at him blitzo " shut up kid you lucky to see this" moxie" this company is a mess" blitzo "les get back to talking about my out fit" loona "no oun was taking about that" blitzo"with is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so looks good?"
Eddie "it bin hell pretending to be paralized so you fuck shits would no kill me but now I want that I want death"
he then insults every oun and ends on me
edde " and you you look like the snake from rango" (y/n) " thanks for the compliment " edde " im saying you look stupid like a shity worm on drugs with a shit hat an a WWWWAAA" he's cut of by me shoting him in the face with my gattling gun and all thats left is his legs
( y/n) " DONT INSALT THE HAT"
blitz, moxie ,millie and loona " GOOD SHOT"
millie " almost as good as your sexy face" she said with a lust filld smirk
