(ON HOLD) (y/n) was a feard outlaw when he was alive when he mete his maker he fell in to hell now he has do dell with a horny hellhound, an aggressive imp,a sex addicted succubus,a bomb ubsest cyclops and a 1 eyed moth deomon
*(y/n) pov* we walk well this blitzo guy walks i sliverd to his office
blitzo " ok what is your full name " (y/n) " (y/n) (l/n) blitzo " ok skill set" (y/n) " gattling gun, a poison 5 tims stronger then cyanide , enuth stranth to crush concrete to dust and hypnosis " I say blitzo " ok final question are you single??? " I'm a bit confused by this question but I answer (y/n) " yes" blitzo " grate your hird now lest introduce you to the others " he said as he walked of
* moxie pov* me and millie are in the confrons room taking to each other i love my wife so mutch
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then blitzo busts down the door and screams blitzo " guy i want you to meet our new ist imploy " millie "who" blitzo " (y/n) right hire" he says as a giant rattlesnake slithers threw the door i jump out of my seat grab my old fashion shot gun and am it at that thing" moxie" SIR WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT " I yell blitzo " moxie don't be so rude this is (y/n) our newist family member " moxie "SIR IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING IN THE OFFICE " I yell as I pump my shot gun
(y/n) " posting a gun in my face that would scer most demons but me" he says as he raps his tung around the baral of my gun
(y/n)" not so mutch" it said in a frightening tone
* millie pov* " holy shit there is a massive snake in the office and it is kinda hot" maby I shod tell moxie to put the gun down millie " moxie put the gun down he won't cuse enyoun enny trouble plus he could be useful " i say moxie " mabe your right im sorry (y/n)" he said putting is gun down moxie held his hand out for a shake but (y/n) just coild him up
(y/n) " apologies except BUT IF YOU PUT A GUN IN MY FACE AGEN I WILL PUMP YOU FULL OF LEAD" he said sping up a gatling gun on his tail
(y/n) " am I clear " he said in a sexy voice
moxie " yes sir"
(y/n)" then we are done" he said un rapt my husband I look at him a little closer and I noticed his body the way it cerve, the way it bends and his sexy red and black scails " it is a good thing me and moxie have an open marige"
