Doin this again bc im bored lol
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Therapist Puffy: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Tommy: Thank you
Therapist Puffy: I didn't say that was a good thing
Tommy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Tubbo: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Ranboo: I beg to differ
Tubbo: Then Beg
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Nikki: *going over Tommys resume* Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Tommy: Yes
Nikki: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tommy: Problems.
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Techno: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Tubbo: You need to stop.
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Tubbo: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Tommy: *sprays the hairspray into Tubbos mouth*
Tubbo: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good
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Tommy: You tricked me!
Dream: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
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Ranboo: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three
Tommy: One, two, three
Ranboo:
Tommy:
Ranboo: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us
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Sapnap: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*
Sapnap: Let's get this party started
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Ranboo: You read my diary?!
Dream: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Tommy: *accidentally hits Wilbur in the face*
Tommy: *trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay?"
Tommy: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
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Dream: Did George just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sapnap: Yeah.
Dream: And did I do finger guns back?
Sapnap: Yeah, you did.
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