Incorrect quotes because im boredddd
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Dream: Whoa, you dont look so good
Tommy: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LOOK!? I JUST GOT IMPALED
Dream: oh, i forgot about that. Sorry.
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Tommy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Techno: *not looking up* Myxine Circifrons
Tommy:
Tommy: fsh
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Wilbur: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Techno: Only if you also don't ask why
Techno: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Wilbur:
Techno:
Wilbur: This one is fine
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Sapnap: George! My face is on fire!
George: Sapnap?! Are you ok?!
Sapnap: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
George: But your face is on fire.
Sapnap: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
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Tubbo: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ranboo:
Ranboo: Tubbo, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Tubbo: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Y/n: *struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels* Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Eret: *pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 8 inch heels* WEAK.
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George: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Dream: Okay, but in my defense, Sapnap bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
George: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Tommy: Schlatt, my old arch enemy.
Wilbur: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Tommy: I have a life outside of you, Wilbur.
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Ranboo: *texting Tubbo* Tubbo! Help I'm being kidnapped
Tubbo: Where are you?
Ranboo: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Tubbo: I'll call Wilbur.
Wilbur: *answering his cell* Hello?
Tubbo: Where's Ranboo? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Wilbur: Ranboo? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Wilbur:
Wilbur: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Wilbur THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Ranboo: WHO ARE YOU?!
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