Seems like dearest author has a new obsession -
Lmao doing these is a stress reliever so sorry for posting these so much in the future
An actual chapter will hopefully be completed in the next three days but i have some stuff going on rn so the schedule may be a little flip floppy ;)
Ranboo: This is a mistake
Tubbo: *enthusiastically* A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ranboo: But not today
Tubbo: *still enthusiastic* Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Wilbur: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Tubbo: *chugs entire bottle*
Tubbo: It's perfume.
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Ranboo: This is bothering me.
Techno: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Ranboo: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Tommy: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Nikki: Oh, you've been?
Tommy: Once. In Monopoly.
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Sapnap: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Dream: What's that?
Sapnap: You've never had leftovers???
Dream: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Tommy: Top 30 reasons why Tommy is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Dream: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Tommy: How petty can you get?
Dream: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Tubbo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Techno: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Tubbo: A theif.
Ranboo: Thief?
Tubbo: Theif.
Ranboo: I before E, except after C.
Tubbo: Thceif.
Ranboo: No.
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Techno: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Tubbo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Ranboo: ⟟⋔ ⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬ [translation: I'M SORRY]
Tommy: What's that?
Ranboo: Ender.
Tommy: I'm even angrier now.
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Philza: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ranboo: Oh, I'm always running
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