Why?

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"Ok so I know everyone is staring and I'm wondering why? Cause if it's because I'm trying to help with the financials and I'm wearing glasses, since you guys still aren't really used to seeing me in them, then please don't."
"Are you wearing a flannel shirt?" Emily asked making me look at my outfit to look at the red and black flannel I was wearing.
"Yeah."
"Why?" Rossi asked
"Well I'm going to try and incorporate more flannel into my style. It's kinda a family thing."
"Does Sniper wear flannel?" Penelope asked
"No.... I think.... no."
"You got drunk with your cousins again didn't you?" J asked
"When I spent time with them?"
"Yeah."
"Na. I have been sober for a while now. Like so long. Anywho, did you guys know you could save the price of fruit if you buy them in bulk packets right?"
"So who's this Sweets guy baby?"
"Penelope tell you?"
"She might have."
"Nothing much to say on him. You've had that one chat with him."
"Yeah, but you two are talking and he came to see you." Emily added
"He's taken a holiday since that's what my whole cousins team basically did. So, he came to see how I was going for my cousins sake."
"Where is he anyway?" Spencer asked
"Another county training people. He knows I'll kill him, if he get hurt or dies."
"How would you kill him if he died?" Rossi asked.
"I would go to a cross road and summon a demon since I'm hoping he went to hell. And if he didn't I will find a way to get to heaven so I can re-kill him."
"She has a bunch of books about mythology and religion."
"Kinda knowledge I need to know. Family business shit."
"Can we finally find out why you are arguing with Sniper." Penelope asked.
"He did something that made me punch him." I stated.
"Wow." They all told as one.
"Yeah. Anyway did you know it would probably be cheaper if you guys either cut back on coffee, don't give me that look Spence I have had to restock my coffee three times now cause you drink so much."
"You make good coffee."
"Yeah, but you can either cut back on coffee, or you upgrade the coffee machine and use pods which would be cheaper to buy in bulk. Unless you want me to just go to my coffee person and get them to also deliver here."
"You have a coffee person?"
"Yeah. I have a lot of connections for different things."
"How?" Aaron questioned.
"Well I have a Grace and Dave so that's part of it. And also rich people tell rich people and then a bunch of rich dicks want you to find a 78 year old bible."
"You have a bible guy?" Spencer joked.
"Sadly I do. Surprisingly her name is also Mary so it's quite a coincidence."
"You are so strange baby."
"Makes sense. But anyway finances."
"She enjoys math." Spencer and J told making them all nod.
'We weird.'

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