The Lady and Her Genius.

She looks unhuman.

(Spencer p.o.v)

'At least River isn't a hostage this time.'
"Where the hell is River?" Derek quietly asked as we all hid behind some tables so we didn't get shot.
"She left like 19 minutes ago." I told
"What?!"
"She leaves these things early. They don't like staying at them."
"Wish we had known about this."
"Agreed." We all quietly told as one.

Soon there was noise heard outside in the hallway before the doors were kicked opened. We all looked up over the table to see it was River, who was looking pissed off. We also saw River was now in some ripped jeans, a old looking rock shirt tank top and some boots with a somewhat big heel and chains on them.
"Who the fuck are the bad guys?!" She asked as her accent showed, making people point to the few that held guns. "Lower your weapons or I'll hurt you so much you'll wish I had just killed you!"
They aimed their weapons towards her making her lower her head a bit and tilted it to the side a little bit. Before they could do anything she began to quickly move through them all, taking them out one at a time.
"How did we not know about this side of her?" Penelope asked as she grabbed one and threw him into a table breaking it.
"Guess being raised the way she was, causes this." Rossi added as she did a flip over someone before slamming their head into a table a few times and then quickly moved onto someone else near her.
"Makes sense." We all told.
I saw someone head towards River with one of the decorative swords making me yell out.
"RIVER! BEHIND YOU THEY HAVE A SWORD!" I exclaimed making her turn her cane slightly and unearth a sword she kept in it.
She quickly blocked their attack before kicking them and began to have a sword fight with them.
"There's been a sword in that thing this entire time?!" Morgan exclaimed.
"That explains why she was worried the first time she had to go through security with it." I stated.

Soon River was able to take everyone out without getting hit somehow, and made it to where the leader was on the dance floor.
'Please don't get hurt River!'

(River p.o.v)

"Last one." I stated pointing my sword towards him.
"What the fuck just happened?" He asked but I simply ignored it.

"See here's the thing! You had a great fucken plan. Steal all the rich peoples fucken money. Great plan. What wasn't great was not knowing exactly who was here."
"What?!"
"I'm fine with you robbing these fucks, most of them are cunts." I told as I used my sword and pointed towards the crowd of rich people before pointing to my team quickly and pointed it to him. "I'm not fine with the fact my friends and family are hostages."
"I'm sorry, are we just going to ignore the fact you single handedly took out my entire group?"
"You really didn't do your research on who I am and who I'm related to." I told before hiding my mouth from everyone but his view and mouthed their name making his eyes go wide.
"Oh no."
"Yeah. See, I'm fine with letting you go and try and flee the country. But I'm definitely sending my cousins after you."
"Not if you can't tell them." He told before aiming his gun towards me only for me to smirk. "What?"
"I mean, aim a gun at me all you want. You don't think my employees haven't sent a picture of you to my cousins already? All they have to say is, you shot me and they will hunt you down. Also the fact that my other cousin... he's a fed."
"And?"
"He doesn't go anywhere without a gun."
"I'm still not getting the point."
"Well, me being his baby cousin and only female cousin.... He doesn't do too kindly to the fact people holding me hostage."
"He also going to hunt me down?"
"Doesn't need to. He's already pointing a gun to your head." I told making his eyes go wide as he went to turn around only for Sniper to pull the release back. "He's also an ex army ranger so, he has a really good aim."
"No one threatens my cousin and gets away with it." He told making me lean to the side a bit so I could see him more.
"Hiya." I told giving a single wave to him.
"Hey?"
"I'm still mad at you, and want to kick your head."
"Really?"
"I just wanted to make sure it was clearly known."
"We've been over this!"
"Just because you say we've talked about it, doesn't mean I forgive you for it!"
"Here we go! Starting this argument again!"
"I wasn't starting an argument dumbass! I was just making sure you knew, this doesn't mean we all g and be happy happy again! Your the one that started the argument!"
"Me?!"
"Yes you! My god this reminds me the time we had to hold that fucken therapy session for you and Zack cause you kept fighting."
"You two were friends and hid it from me!"
"You met him before! Your just a dumbass who forgot!"
"I feel like I shouldn't be standing in between this. So I'm just gonna go." The criminal told before he began to try and leave.
"Stay!" We both yelled.
"Ok then."

(Back to Spence)

"I'm sorry. She's arguing with the dude helping her?" Prentiss asked.
"That's her cousin." Both me and Jj told.
"Holy shit he is tall. And handsome. Do you think he's single?" Penelope asked
"Baby girl do not try and date her cousin that she is fighting with."
"Might help fix the rift."
"They've been arguing since she was 16. She's 27 now so they've been arguing for about 11 years." Jj told
"Who's the other girl that grabbed a chair and knocked the guy out?" Rossi asked making my eyes go wide and hide me.
"Oh this is not good. Not good at all."
"You know her?" Morgan asked making me nod.
"Yep. That's Ashley Harper."
"Something bad happen?" Hotch asked
"She may hate my guts."
"She seems to be friends with your girl." Morgan told.
'Seems like it.'

(Guess who's back, Rios back, back again.)

"You seriously hiding your face?"
"I'm sorry. I still don't want people to see what I look like."
"Unbelievable."
"You two are really something if you argue while holding the criminal hostage. Now if you don't mine me. I'm getting more booze from the bar, because Zacks left so there's no entertainment for me here."
"Thanks for letting me borrow him!" I told as she walked off.
"No problem. You were his non girlfriend first."
As soon as she said that, I looked towards Sniper to see he was holding his protective annoyed look that he had when we had that one meeting for him and Zack.
"We aren't dating dude!"
"She sure thinks so!"
"We've never dated! Jesus Christ you are acting like Scarlet right now, and she's fucken bonkers!"
"Scarlet?"
"Yeah. Crazy art chick, run if you see her. But I'm going now. So bye!" I exclaimed as I grabbed the bottom of my cane and walked out fixing it.

I walked over to the car to see all the boys pacing minus Tyler.
"Maybe you shouldn't have let her go in alone if you are all worried about her then." He told as I got closer.
"She doesn't like us getting in the way of when she's like that. Says she doesn't want to hurt us by accident." Tim told
"Which is why I made you all wait out here. We should go now though."
"Why?"
"My cousin will be rushing after me again." I told making us all look to see he was.
"RIVER!"
"Some things never change boys." I told as we all rushed into the car and Tim drove off again.
"Where to?"
"Amusement park!" We all told as one.
'Glad I was able to protect them from that.'