Oo, gusto kitang pakasalan ta's aanakan kita ng dalawang supling; two years ang pagitan sa isa't-isa.
Ta's 'pag lumaki na sila, lolokohin ng panganay yung isa, "Totoo, sa basurahan ka lang nakita nina mama at papa, ampon ka lang."
Ta's pupunta sa'tin yung bunso, "Mommy, daddy, ampon lang daw ako?"
And we'd both look at each other with mischief, then smile a wide grin. Then, with a sad look at our bunso, you'll tell him/her, "Oo, panahon na para malaman mo, anak."
Then I'd chime in, "Nakita ka namin sa basurahan, anak, sa biodegradable."
He/she'll start crying na, then you'd comfort with a mother's consoling touch, "Okay lang 'yan, anak, kahit 'di ka namin kadugo, mahal ka namin."
Then I'd say, "Pero para na rin magka-ideya ka kung sino ka talaga, ang totoong mga magulang mo ay Chinese. Mayaman sila, at kilala sila sa apelyidong 'Ha.'"
Then our little bunso would repeat it, "Ha?"
I would look down. Then, you and me, shitposters dati now partners-in-life, together we'll shout at our bunso:
"Hatdog!" then we'd reveal na, "It's a prank, anak. Sa kasamaang palad kami ang mga magulang mo."
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Penis Doodles On The Bathroom Walls Of Impermanence
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