Hi, boy, may crush ka ba at gusto mong malaman if may jowa na ba siya kaso you don't want to be straightforward with "May jowa ka na?" nor be typical and cliché with, "Hala, baka magalit boyfriend mo ha" ?
Then you're in luck because I'll share some technique for you na 'di ko sure if gagana, pero try mo pa rin, and update me if gumana nga.
Here are the steps:
Step 1.
Make sure you have an ate, or any female relative, you could use for this phishing tactic.
Step 2.
Sabihin sa ka-chat mong babae, "Wait lang, tinatawag ako ng ate(or that female relative) ko."
Step 3.
Be gone for 5 to 10 minutes.
Step 4.
Pagbalik mo, sabihin mo, "Okay na. Nag-away lang pala sila nung boyfriend niya." (This doesn't have to be true).
Step 5.
Sabihin sa kanya anong pinag-awayan nila, by making some shit up (this a fun conversation to have, also an opportunity to flex your entertaining story-telling skills, assuming you have that).
Step 6.
Imply that they may get a break-up.
Step 7.
Somewhere in that conversation, sabihin mo, "Sayang kung mag-be-break sila ni ate. Gwapo pa naman nung boyfriend niya. Kamukha ni Daniel Padilla (or any artist of your choice as long as he's attractive, and again, this doesn't have to be true)."
Step 8.
Then subtly, casually, nonchalantly ask her this:
"Yung sa'yo ba? Sino kamukhang artista ng jowa mo?"
You will surely have your answer. If may sinagot siya, then ba-bye na, salamat na lang sa lahat.
Pero If sasabihin niyang, "Wala akong jowa e," then you're in luck. Woo hoo!
Pagkakataon mo na, boi.
Pagkakataon mo na 'to para masaktan.
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