Ayokong mamatay of natural causes or old age. Ampanget na nun. I'd be wearing diapers because I can't control my digestion? Yuck.
Tapos I'd be in a hospital bed with bed sores ta's may tubo sa bibig? Yuck.
Tapos napapalibutan ng mga mahal sa buhay na 'di man lang ako pinapansin kasi busy sila sa ML? Yuck.
Tapos maririnig ko pa silang mag-aaway-away, pinagtatalunan sino ang dapat mag-mana ng Mansion ni Papa? Yuck.
I want to die doing something exciting and that I love.
I don't know, siguro yung mabaril ako sa ulo kasi may napikon sa joke ko, and preferably a politician. That'd be nice.
O kaya skydiving, tapos nakalimutan kong buksan yung parachute kasi sobrang ganda ng view I got distracted. That'd be nice.
O kaya nagka-cardiac arrest from a blowjob of some college girl na pinapaaral ko. That'd be nice.
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Penis Doodles On The Bathroom Walls Of Impermanence
SonstigesSo, gumawa ako ng Wattpad collection kasi baka mamatay na'ko bukas. I don't know if masyado bang self-indulgent to digitally publish a collection like this; three years of writing, and I still could not validate my self as a writer. The impostor sy...
