Penis Doodles On The Bathroom Walls Of Impermanence

Ganda

May kukunin silang maputing babae, tapos ilalagay nila sa TV, films, music, and other forms of media. Ngayon maiinggit ka kasi ang ganda niya.

What do you do?

Well, lalabas yung babaeng yun ngayon, tapos i-eendorse niya 'tong whitening soap. Sasabihin niya, "Gusto mo bang maging kasing-ganda ko?" Syempre, oo sagot mo, bibili ka nun ngayon.

Well, plot twist: hindi naman siya pumuti dahil sa whitening soap na yun. Maputi na talaga siya, and also only Belo touches her skin.

Ikaw may modules ka pa, ta's P.E. n'yo so pawis, ta's pollution pa. Tapos parati ka pang nag-ka-crush. Bale, stress ka talaga. And Belo has never touched your skin. Yung unan mong di nalalabhan; that touches your skin.

Pero, gagamitin mo ngayon yung whitening soap, along with other whitening products. Puputi ka na, pero 'di ka pa rin kasing-ganda niya. Sad.

Now, don't worry, lalabas ulit yung babaeng yun ngayon. This time she'll promote body positivity and will tell you that looks don't matter. Look at that, a celebrity who makes money using her looks and is fuelling your insecurity, is telling you "Looks don't matter."

Well, anyway, you'll believe this because that's the voice of a Goddess, after all—and also everybody kept saying it.

So you will walk the Earth saying, "Looks don't matter," kahit it does.

Now some guy comes along, and he says, "Wala kang jowa, miss, sa ganda mong 'yan?" Kikiligin ka ngayon kasi andali mong mabusog sa validation galing sa iba.

Well, ang 'di mo alam pangalan nung lalaki ay "Joshua." E manloloko 'yan, pero dahil nga insecure ka, at malamang naakit ka din sa romanticized idea of love na napanuod mo lang din sa media, you bite it kahit 'di mo na nasiyasat nang maayos.

Ang ending nun, may ka-chat si Joshua, mahuhuli mo. Name niya: Julia. At ngayon ikukumpara mo sarili mo, and again insecure ka ulit.

Tapos paulit-ulit lang 'yan. Hangga't 'di mo natatanggap sarili mo.

You're a Wizard, Harry.