Penis Doodles On The Bathroom Walls Of Impermanence

Girls

Mag-iingat ka sa girls. Ewan ko, pero everything about them is so dangerously lovely.

Their eyes, kindness, smiles, hair, laughter, intelligence—maliban sa regla, everything about them is so lovely, it's really easy to fall.

Even the things that are not so lovely about them is seen as lovely by most men. May tatanungin akong lalaki kung anong gusto niya sa babae, and he'd be like, "Gusto ko yung 'di marunong tumawid, nakakasunog ng hotdog, at tatanga-tanga. Ang cute e."

I don't get that, but I respect their preference.

Ako, I could humbly admit that I'm so susceptible to girly charm. I could even fall in love to a strange girl while commuting. Like, I'd be in a Jeepney, conscious sa time kasi I'd be late for something, ta's bigla-bigla may sasakay na magandang dilag na may kumikinang na bituin sa mata niya—I really hate that—then all of a sudden, time goes into slow-motion, which is really annoying, kasi male-late lang ako lalo.

For that brief moment, every time I hear, "Para, manong, bababa na'ko," I wish it's not her or me.

One time, I had this High School crush who did something so attractive. She was standing inches away from me, wearing our school uniform and, in all her god-like, pristine beauty, she breathed air. I was so in love; the way that Oxygen came in to her nose and went out of her mouth, and went in and out again, God, it's so magical. And just when I thought, it couldn't get any better, she sneezed. Hindi niya tinakpan ilong niya, which is unhygienic and mannerless, but her sneeze was unique—she personalized it, added her own touch, different from all the other girls. It wasn't a loud, annoying, infectious "Achoo!" It was a high-pitched, inaudible, tiny "Oowishi!" Cutieee.

She was like an angel that descended from the heavens and had an allergic reaction. That was so lovely it gave me butterflies in my stomach, and germs.

Another thing you should watch out is their flirting.

It's been statistically proven, that women flirt more than men. Because they like doing that. Ang masama is you're always unsure if they like you or not. It doesn't necessarily mean that they flirt with you because they like you; most of the time, they flirt with you because they like flirting, not really you.

Talented sila sa ganun—magaling na magaling.
Sa sobrang galing nilang mag-flirt, minsan nakakalimutan mo na lang bigla na may jowa ka na. Ughhh. That hapened to me one time.

So be careful of girls, doubt their actions or you'll misinterpret them. If she helped you with something, it doesn't really mean that she likes you, it just means she's kind and ikaw naman ay nabigla sa kindness niya kasi minsan ka lang makatanggap ng kindness, so you end up misinterpreting it.

Tinulungan ka niya sa assignment sa Math?
Maybe nakita niya lang na hirap ka sa subject na yun, so she had the initiative to help.
Nakinig siya sa problema mo and comforted you?
Maybe she can empathise with your sadness, and really is concern as a person, not as anything romantic.
Lumuhod siya't nag-paalam na chuchupain tite mo?
Maybe ganun lang talaga siya pinalaki; a charitable, generous individual who's ready to lend you her mouth.

You have to check, ALWAYS, because men and women speak different language.

Lalong-lalo na If ikaw ay lalaking may low self-esteem.
Siguro, kinulang ka sa aruga at atensyon ng magulang, na nagutom ka sa aruga at atensyon, kaya nung may dumating na isang babaeng pinatikim ka ng kaunting aruga at atensyon, inakala mo nang in love siya sa'yo. Tsk tsk.

Kaya, improve your self-esteem, bro.

Ang problema sa'tin, we always deny we have a low self-esteem. Tinatago natin sa pekeng kahambugan yung inner insecurity na ramdam natin.

Ito sign para malaman kung mababa self-esteem mo:

If you always mention your penis, flexing it, like it's the biggest gift you could share to the world, then this means you have inner insecurity.

Bukambibig mo kasi yung tite mo, na do'n mo kinukuha tanging bragging rights mo because you know you're shit, not good enough, has shitty attitude, is dumb, and is annoying. Sad.

Ako, I'm pretty content with myself having a stable self-esteem. Kaya nga I don't usually mention my long, thick, 6-inch dick.

Sana ikaw rin, dude.