Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

84 - Eita.

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DeadSoon: So you guys know the dead squirrel from the pool

MotherCat: Why did it come back from the dead or

DeadSoon: NO

DeadSoon: I saw a poster of a missing squirrel and I swear it looks exactly like the one that drowned in the pool

Iwa: You know that squirrels usually look the same right

DeadSoon: NO BC THE DEAD ONE HAD A COLLAR TOO

MotherCat: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

Shirabu: Who wants to bet 20 that he picked up the squirrel and examined it

Taichi: I wanna

DeadSoon: I did pick it up

Shirabu: Where's my 20 Taichi

Taichi: Fuck

Taichi: Why did I make a bet on a dumbass

DeadSoon: WOW

MotherCat: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Kubro: I'm just saying Yakkun he hugs you with those hands

MotherCat: KUROO CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Kubro: KAKKSS LMAOOO

DeadSoon: I WASHED MY HANDS AND SPRAYED THEM WITH ALCOHOL IM FINE

Germaphobe: I'm gonna file a restraining order against you hold on

DeadSoon: WHAT NO😭😭😭

DeadSoon: ANYWAY YEAH THAT'S ALL

Sugamama: So you thought we'd enjoy knowing about some squirrel that we threw in the garbage actually had an owner

Sugamama: That's probably a little kid and is now crying about how they lost their pet?

DeadSoon: Yeah pretty much

Sugamama: Alright cool😃

Sugamama: Anyway😀

Great King: Uhm Chile anyways

Great King: I ate glass

Iwa:

ProtectiveMom: HEKOEFISKJF?!?!?!

ProtectiveMom: WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THE DAY AFTER TALKING ABOUT A DEAD SQUIRREL

Great King: JSJDJAJDS

Great King: JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW

Iwa: WHAT THE FUCK OIKAWA

Shirabu: I hate this gc

Taichi: You hate everything

Shirabu: Touché

Mom#2: Hey how is everyone

Great King: I ate glass

Mom#2: Alright bye

Great King: LMFAOOOO

Sugamama: ENNOSHITA NO PLS AHHDJAJD

Iwa: This better be some sick joke Oikawa or I will go over the speed limit just to get you a hospital