Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

29 - IWA WHAT

<Moms👀> GC

MotherCat added Semi into the chat

Semi: I'M BACK BITCHES

Semi: And now I need a doctor ASAP

MotherCat: Lmao Shirabu went rough

Semi: I thought of that in a different way pls send Asahi to drown me in holy water

Semi: Shit now it sounds like I have a kink for drowning

Semi: I swear I don't idk what's wrong with my mindset rn

MotherCat: Hwat ze fok Semi

Semi: I love you too😘

Owlmom: I am taken now😌💅

Iwa: Yeah same

MotherCat: IWA WHAT

Iwa: Taken as a joke

MotherCat: Stfu Iwa you're literally so hot like step on me please

Iwa: You're fucking nasty

MotherCat: I know🤭

Iwa: Omg🤦

Sugamama: Now I can complain about my boyfriend~!

MotherCat: Husband* but okay sure let's hear all of y'all's complaints

Sugamama: He ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, makes the Sugar joke when we go to the store and there's sugar.

MotherCat: Aw that's cute

Sugamama: -_-

MotherCat: I mean-

MotherCat: eW tHaT's DiSgUsTiNg

Sugamama: IKR

Sugamama: HE NEVER GETS TIRED OF IT LIKE WOOOOOOOOWWWW

Sugamama: But other than that I absolutely love him he's the love of my life and I wanna spend the rest of my life with him❤️

Iwa: Wow not that much complaints

Owlmom: I have none, Bokuto-san's literally the sweetest boyfriend I have ever had. 🥺🥺

Semi: Wtf y'all out here with your loving boyfriends and I'm here still trying to get Shirabu to not decapitate me whenever I go 5 inches near him

MotherCat: Tough life Semi

Iwa: Rip

Semi: LIKE HE LITERALLY PUNCHED ME WHEN I TRIED HUGGING HIM 😭😭😭😭

MotherCat: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS ✨G O L D✨

Semi: STFU IT BECAME A BLACK EYE KSKJDJSJD HE SAID SORRY BUT HE DIDN'T TRY TREATING IT JDHDHDHSHDHD

Iwa: That's fucking hilarious Lmao wtf

Iwa: You don't see it but I'm laughing my ass off

Semi: Y'all are so fucking mean

Semi: Oh nvm he went to get a first aid kit now he's treating it~

Owlmom: All you needed was ✨patience✨

Semi: What's that?🤡

Owlmom: 🤦