Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

13 - ?

3:40 pm, Wednesday
Sugamama opened the <Moms👀> Chat
Everyone went online

Sugamama: FUCK-

Sugamama: HELP HELP HELP HELP-

Owlmom: ?

Iwa: Woah, calm down suga-

MotherCat: What happened?

Semi: Did you actually do it-?

Sugamama: YES- I DID IT-

Owlmom: Wait, really?

Sugamama: YEP-

Iwa: Oh! That's great then

Sugamama: YEAH I KNOW-

MotherCat: Then why're you panicking-

Sugamama: BECAUSE MY ANXIETY IS RISING HIGHER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AT THE MOMENT.

Semi: Okay-

Semi: Calm down

Sugamama: HOW-

Iwa: Coffee?

Sugamama: YES PLEASE-

Semi: We can talk it out with some coffee then

Owlmom: Yaku's coming over, just call us and put us on speaker or something

MotherCat: We can't come over because of school ;-;

Sugamama: THANKS GUYS

MotherCat: No problem!

Iwa: Just relax

Owlmom: You're welcome

Semi: It's alright

Sugamama: IWA- YOUR PICKING ME UP RIGHT?

Iwa: Mhm

Iwa: Be ready in 10 minutes

Sugamama: OKAY-

Semi: And stop using all caps-

Sugamama: Okay okay-

MotherCat: Akaashi I'm 5 minutes away

MotherCat: Do you have food or at least ingredients? I'm kinda hungry

Akaashi: Ingredients, we can cook while talking to them

Semi: Uh, Iwaizumi?

Iwa: You can call me Iwa, and what's up?

Semi: Oh, Iwa-

Iwa: Hm?

Semi: Could you pick me up too?

Iwa: Sure

Semi: I'm at ****

Iwa: Be there in 15

Semi: Alright

3:55 pm, Wednesday

Sugamama: Calling in

Sugamama: 3

Sugamama: 2

Sugamama: 1

Kubro opened the <🏐Volleyball peeps🏐>

Kubro: Guys I'm boredddd

Everyone went online

Bokubro: Same here bro

Tinygiant: Yeahhh

Salty glasses: Don't you guys have brains?

Shirabu: Nope, they don't.

Yams: Tsukki that's not nice!

Taichi: God, there's two of them

Salty glasses: Fine

Salty glasses: Find something to entertain yourselves

King: Like what?

Shirabu: Getting a brain

Reon: Shirabu, It isn't that hard to be nicer

Shirabu: Actually, it kind of is

Ushijima: Shirabu, Please stop being mean to our fellow volleyball players.

Shirabu: I would say ew but fine

Mom#2: Pretty sure we have a gym nearby

Mom#2: We could practice a bit

Karasuno's Jesus: Yeah

#1 Libero: YAYYYYY

Dumb Baldy: VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE

Mom#2: On second thought, We have homework

Dumb Baldy: BUT-

Kinoshita: Come on Ennoshita,

Kinoshita: Let's forget about school for once

Mom#2: But-

Narita: You can do it later

Narita: Let's go

Mom#2: Fine

Kubro: I think they've forgotten we're in Tokyo

Bokubro: Yep

Oikawa: We'll join practice too

Goshiki: OOH! US TOO!

Yamagata: That isn't your choice

Ushijima: Sure, we'll join

Yamagata: Goddamit

Oikawa: Never mind, Farmer boy and his team are coming

Makki: Leave it behind

Mattsun: We do need to practice.

Oikawa: Fine

Oikawa: But I'm leaving if he dares to say I should've gone to shiratorizawa

King: Oikawa-san can you teach me how to serve?

Oikawa: I-

Makki: Be a good senpai

Mattsun: For once

Tinygiant: TEACH ME TOO

Tinygiant: Wait...

Tinygiant changed Oikawa's name to Great King

Great King: Fine

#1 Libero: LET'S GOOOO
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I'm so so so sorry for my inactiveness-
I had a huge writers Block and Got distracted by something else.
But anyways, here's the chapter for the week, and yes, Now I'm updating weekly-
Its so that I can balance out my life.
I'm sorry if you wanted chapters out faster I just don't have the power yo update quickly anymore, now that my readers are growing-
Thank you all so much for 9k reads, it really means a lot to me, you have no idea.
But that's all for now! Hope you enjoyed, Byeeee!
~Elle