Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

41 - Whipped

<🏐Volleyballpeeps🏐> GC

Kubro: I'm telling you, Sleeping is not a server the only reason you won't sleep is because you're ignoring your body's need to rest.

Pudding: But what if the sleeping servers are full when I want to sleep? Then I can't because there's no spot open.

Kubro: How did you even think of this

Pudding: My friend in discord

Kubro: Your friends are insane

Pudding: As if you're not

Kubro: But I'm your boyfriend :(

Pudding: Oh the regrets I have.

Bokubro: Have y'all ever realised that the word 'nun' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel?

MotherCat: What the fuck

Kubro: HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THESE?????

Futakuchi: Idk what's wrong with them but this is fucking gold

Terushima: Brb gonna question life now

Yahaba: So I don't know why I'm sharing this here but you know those questions that say things like "is the word swims the same backwards and upside-down?"

Possesivejerk: Yeah?

Yahaba: I just realised that so many times I tried to imagine swims upside-down in my head when I could've just turned the paper around.

Taichi: LMFAO

Tendou: HOW THE FUCK AHAHAHA

Yahaba: SHUT YOUR FARMER ASSES UP

Reon: Wow

Great King: Oh Yahaba-chan😔

Makki: You can turn the paper around?

Mattsun: Wtf

Shirabu: Y'all are dumb

ProtectiveMom: YOU GUYS IGNORED ME LAST CHAPTER

Shirabu: Babe, S h u t I t.

ProtectiveMom: BUT-

Shirabu: Eita I swear to every bone in my body, shut it or I'll ignore you for a month.

ProtectiveMom: WAIT NO

ProtectiveMom: OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP😔😭

Iwa: Whipped

Makki: Lmao like you have room to talk

Iwa: Fuck you

Mattsun: Aye lay off my boyfriend, go fuck yours.

Great King: AUDHSHGDHSGDGSGC

Iwa: MATTSUN I WILL MURDER YOU

Mattsun: Gonna have to find me first🙄🤭

Iwa: Try me

Great King: sO aNyWaYs

Yahaba: 100 yen he's red as fuck right now

Makki: I can't even make a bet on that I know I'll lose

Great King: A N Y W A Y S