Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

30 - I still think- (irl)

<Moms👀> GC

Sugamama: IWAIZUMI HAJIME

MotherCat: Uh oh

Owlmom: Full name-

Semi: Iwa what'd you do🤭

Iwa: Whatever I did it was all Semi's fault

Semi: WHAT

Semi: FUCK OFF IWA

Iwa: No❤️

Sugamama: I need you to trust me

Iwa: Already did but now I'm rethinking

Sugamama: Whatever🙄

Sugamama: Just meet me in the café

Iwa: Why

Sugamama: Because I said so

Iwa: Understandable I'll be there in 10

Sugamama: Okayyy

Owlmom: Now I'm curious

Sugamama: It's a secret~😉

MotherCat: >:(

<Operation Iwaoi> GC

Great King: I still think I would top

Semi: In your fucking dreams🙃

Great King: MEAN >:(

Owlmom: You'll be top when Yaku grows to be 6ft

MotherCat: HEY

MotherCat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HEIGHT SHAME ME

Owlmom: Just stating facts😌

MotherCat: I'm not even gonna try roasting you I can never win

Owlmom: I know :)

Sugamama: Good acting btw guys

Semi: I know right😌💅

Owlmom: Thanks sis🤭💞

MotherCat: Arigathanks😗✌️

Great King: I still think-

Semi: You're a bottom deal with it☺️🔪

MotherCat: As if you're any better🤭

Semi: I top >:(

Owlmom: In what relationship

Semi: The relationship I have with my imagination😌

MotherCat: So you fuck your own imagination?

Semi: YAKU I WILL GO TO TOKYO JUST TO SLAUGHTER YOU

MotherCat: NO NO IM SORRY LMAOOOO

Great King: Semi don't you have a crush on Salty?

MotherCat: SALTY-

Semi: No I don't know what you're talking about🙃

Great King: You doooo~

Great King: After this I'm so renaming this group into Operation Semishira😌💅✨

Semi: wHy

MotherCat: YES

Great King: THEN I'LL ADD TENDOOR~