4 - first meeting

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Author opens the chat

Author: All right! Gather round, it's time for our first meeting!

Yamaguchi: Hm, I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...

Tsukishima: It was from one of her friends that also writes a haikyuu book.

Sugawara: Oh yeah! She's another one of those kids that Anti and Apollo have.

Daichi: I think it was Bella....?

Author: Omg it's Bel

Iwaizumi: the one that's suicidal? Or just crazy?

Oikawa: I thought they were all suicidal and crazy

Author: Oh wow. Thanks trash

Oikawa: >:((

Ennoshita: I think one of them ate candle wax

Tanaka: I heard one of them drinks bleach

Author: Wtf- how do you know this much-

Nishinoya: I thought they had one sane child tho...?

Akaashi: Though**

Nishinoya: Shush-

Kuroo: Nah, they easily corrupted that one sane child.

Kenma: I think that one sane child has me as their pfp.

Author: I do too omg. Also stop referring to her as "that one sane child"

Bokuto: I think one of them currently has Tsukki as their pfp

Tsukishima: First of all, don't call me tsukki and Second, Why do they have a picture of me? Wtf?

Lev: Yeah, where do they get those pictures of us?

Author: Uh....

Yaku: I think the dad keeps changing Pfps. It went from Bokuto to Iwaizumi to Lev to Me

Author: How do you even remember that? Even I don't-

Asahi: I think bell's pfp is kermit

Author: Bel* and yeah

Kageyama: I heard you're changing your pfp Author-san?

Hinata: Probably to her favourite character

Hanamaki: And that is....?

Matsukawa: Definitely not Oikawa lol

Oikawa: MEAN

Author: I mean he isn't wrong...

Oikawa: OH WOW

Author: Guess :>

Kuroo: It's me

Kenma: You wish, But I am your pfp right now

Author: You were adorable in the picture, I couldn't resist.

Lev: What picture?

Yaku: This one,

Kuroo: AW HE IS CUTE OMG

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Kuroo: AW HE IS CUTE OMG

Kenma: What the-

Kuroo: Aaaaand saved ;)

Kenma: F u

Kuroo: thanks

Bokuto: She has an album of just haikyuu, she has like 277 pictures

Author: SHUSH WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING?!

Akaashi: We looked through your phone a bit

Author: OH WOW

Sugawara: I came across this picture

Sugawara: I came across this picture

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Yaku: WAIT WHEN WAS THAT-

Iwaizumi: WAIT WHAT I

Akaashi: I-

Daichi: I....

Oikawa: wow-

Bokuto: AKAAAAAAASHIIIII

Lev: Aw! You look cute in that picture Yaku-san!

Author: Shhhhhh, The readers will see this-

Tsukishima: Ha! Even better

Yamaguchi: How about we guess her favourite team first?

Daichi: Good idea, I vote for Karasuno

Sugawara: Everyone from Karasuno votes for Karasuno.

Oikawa: Then I vote for Aoba Johsai

Hanamaki: Lmao, I doubt it tho

Matsukawa: Same^

Oikawa: AT LEAST HAVE FAITH MY GOD

Nishinoya: Asahi**

Oikawa: OH SHUSH

Kuroo: Then I vote nekoma

Bokuto: And I vote Fukurodani

Author: What did I expect...*Sigh*

Iwaizumi: Just tell us already

Author: Fine but don't get hurt and all,

Oikawa: I can't promise that

Bokuto: Neither can I!

Author: If you guys really looked through my phone you would've seen my wallpaper, which is nekoma-

Kuroo: AYYY! THE CATS WON

Lev: OH YAY YAY YAY

Kenma: Uh thanks I guess...?

Yaku: Don't get to hyped up. We're just the favourite team

Hinata: TIME FOR HER FAVOURITE CHARACTER!

Author: OOPS! LOOK AT THE TIME I GOTTA BLAST-

Kinoshita: I-

Narita: ;-;

Author: Just wait for part 2 -_-

Hinata: YAAAAAY








Hi so yes it was inspired by Bel, Why_islife  because why not? Thanks Bel :D. You kinda helped with my writer's block. Well at least now I can update you guys so that this isn't a dead book. Anyways, yes there will be a part 2 where I reveal my Favourite character, Yay? I guess. And yes the album thingy with 277 photos is true. Please help I'm obsessed-
Anyways that's all for now. Bye guys!
~Elle

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