Author opens the chat
Author: All right! Gather round, it's time for our first meeting!
Yamaguchi: Hm, I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...
Tsukishima: It was from one of her friends that also writes a haikyuu book.
Sugawara: Oh yeah! She's another one of those kids that Anti and Apollo have.
Daichi: I think it was Bella....?
Author: Omg it's Bel
Iwaizumi: the one that's suicidal? Or just crazy?
Oikawa: I thought they were all suicidal and crazy
Author: Oh wow. Thanks trash
Oikawa: >:((
Ennoshita: I think one of them ate candle wax
Tanaka: I heard one of them drinks bleach
Author: Wtf- how do you know this much-
Nishinoya: I thought they had one sane child tho...?
Akaashi: Though**
Nishinoya: Shush-
Kuroo: Nah, they easily corrupted that one sane child.
Kenma: I think that one sane child has me as their pfp.
Author: I do too omg. Also stop referring to her as "that one sane child"
Bokuto: I think one of them currently has Tsukki as their pfp
Tsukishima: First of all, don't call me tsukki and Second, Why do they have a picture of me? Wtf?
Lev: Yeah, where do they get those pictures of us?
Author: Uh....
Yaku: I think the dad keeps changing Pfps. It went from Bokuto to Iwaizumi to Lev to Me
Author: How do you even remember that? Even I don't-
Asahi: I think bell's pfp is kermit
Author: Bel* and yeah
Kageyama: I heard you're changing your pfp Author-san?
Hinata: Probably to her favourite character
Hanamaki: And that is....?
Matsukawa: Definitely not Oikawa lol
Oikawa: MEAN
Author: I mean he isn't wrong...
Oikawa: OH WOW
Author: Guess :>
Kuroo: It's me
Kenma: You wish, But I am your pfp right now
Author: You were adorable in the picture, I couldn't resist.
Lev: What picture?
Yaku: This one,
Kuroo: AW HE IS CUTE OMG
Kenma: What the-
Kuroo: Aaaaand saved ;)
Kenma: F u
Kuroo: thanks
Bokuto: She has an album of just haikyuu, she has like 277 pictures
Author: SHUSH WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING?!
Akaashi: We looked through your phone a bit
Author: OH WOW
Sugawara: I came across this picture
Yaku: WAIT WHEN WAS THAT-
Iwaizumi: WAIT WHAT I
Akaashi: I-
Daichi: I....
Oikawa: wow-
Bokuto: AKAAAAAAASHIIIII
Lev: Aw! You look cute in that picture Yaku-san!
Author: Shhhhhh, The readers will see this-
Tsukishima: Ha! Even better
Yamaguchi: How about we guess her favourite team first?
Daichi: Good idea, I vote for Karasuno
Sugawara: Everyone from Karasuno votes for Karasuno.
Oikawa: Then I vote for Aoba Johsai
Hanamaki: Lmao, I doubt it tho
Matsukawa: Same^
Oikawa: AT LEAST HAVE FAITH MY GOD
Nishinoya: Asahi**
Oikawa: OH SHUSH
Kuroo: Then I vote nekoma
Bokuto: And I vote Fukurodani
Author: What did I expect...*Sigh*
Iwaizumi: Just tell us already
Author: Fine but don't get hurt and all,
Oikawa: I can't promise that
Bokuto: Neither can I!
Author: If you guys really looked through my phone you would've seen my wallpaper, which is nekoma-
Kuroo: AYYY! THE CATS WON
Lev: OH YAY YAY YAY
Kenma: Uh thanks I guess...?
Yaku: Don't get to hyped up. We're just the favourite team
Hinata: TIME FOR HER FAVOURITE CHARACTER!
Author: OOPS! LOOK AT THE TIME I GOTTA BLAST-
Kinoshita: I-
Narita: ;-;
Author: Just wait for part 2 -_-
Hinata: YAAAAAY
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Hi so yes it was inspired by Bel, Why_islife because why not? Thanks Bel :D. You kinda helped with my writer's block. Well at least now I can update you guys so that this isn't a dead book. Anyways, yes there will be a part 2 where I reveal my Favourite character, Yay? I guess. And yes the album thingy with 277 photos is true. Please help I'm obsessed-
Anyways that's all for now. Bye guys!
~Elle
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FanfictionIdk This was inspired by a lot of other writers, I'm new to writing so please give me suggestions if you feel like my writing needs it. Thanks for reading! Cover is by @SapphireAngel07