Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

45 - ..<3

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Foxy: I'm so fucking sleep deprived bc of y'all

Foxy: I feel like shit

Shirabu: Sis you look like shit

Foxy: Fuck you uneven bangs

Foxy: I mean like seriously where'd you even get that haircut lol

Shirabu: Jail

Sugamama:

Owlmom:

MotherCat:

BarryBBenson:

Mom#2:

Tinygiant:

Yams:

Foxy:

Foxy: Nice why didn't I see u there

Shirabu: Idk man I served my sentence like years ago

Sugamama: YOU'RE JUST A TEENAGER????

Shirabu: Uhuh

Foxy: Murder is for all ages✨

MotherCat: *shoots self*

Owlmom: wAiT yaKU NO

Tendou: That's kenjirou for you😌

BarryBBenson: I suddenly have regrets making this gc😣

TiredMom: That's on you

BarryBBenson: 😭😭😭

Yams: Mom mom mom

Sugamama: Mhm?

Yams: Tsukishima won't talk to me 

Sugamama: Oh no baby :((

Foxy: Lmao I feel you Osamu won't even reply to my texts

Yams: Relationship problems✨

Foxy: Oh the pain✊

TiredMom: Suna are you sure you're okay on your own?

Foxy: Yeah totally

TiredMom: I'm sorry I can't be with you right now, but I can call Aran or Atsumu to take care of you in the meantime.

Foxy: No really I'm fine

TiredMom: I'm sending Aran

Foxy: I just said-

TiredMom: I know you, don't fuck with me you're not okay

TiredMom: I can almost hear your sobs rn

TiredMom: Aran's on his way, he brought snacks.

Foxy: Okay💀

Sugamama: We stan a fellow mom😌✋

MotherCat: Yes😌

Owlmom: Mmhm✋

Yams: I'm trying to ignore but this shit hurts

Tinygiant: Honestly, I'm glad Kageyama and I worked that out😅

Yams: Yeah with your perfect relationship

Tinygiant: No-

Yams: All you had to do was ask him to date you how fucking fantastic