Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

7 - Hm?

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4:21 am, Friday
Dumb Baldy opened the chat
Everyone went online

Dumb Baldy: Hey

Kubro: Heya

King: Why are we all awake at 4 am?

Yams: No idea

#1 Libero: HEYYYYY

Dumb Baldy: HEYYYYY BRO

#1 Libero: BRO

Dumb Baldy: BRO

Salty glasses: Petition to stop this?

Ennoshita: I'm in

Kinoshita: Sign me up

Narita: Where tf did I put my pen

Bokubro: What's a petition?

Salty glasses: Alright, bye

Salty glasses went offline

Yams: I gotta go

Yams went offline

Bokubro: So what's a petition?

Kubro: Bro.....

Bokubro: Hm?

Kubro: It's obviously a pet shop

Bokubro: So they were signing up for a pet shop? Sign me up too!

Iwa: @Owlmom please, I beg you to stop this

Owlmom: What?

Bokubro: AKAAAAAAASHIIIII LET'S GO SIGN UP AT A PETITION

Owlmom: Bokuto-san no

Bokubro: BUT AKAAAAAAASHIIIII

Kubro: IT'S OK BRO, I'LL SIGN US BOTH UP

Sugamama: @MotherCat Stop this. Idc what you do, just stop this

MotherCat: Hm?

Owlmom: No, Bokuto-san

MotherCat: Oh, Kuroo you are not signing up at a "petition"

Kubro: BUT MOOOOOMMM

MotherCat: No

Bokubro: PLEAAASSEEE

Owlmom: No

Kubro: PLEASE?

Bokubro: AKAAAAAAASHIIIII

MotherCat: No.

Owlmom: No.

Kubro: FINE!

Bokubro: HMPH!

Owlmom: Oh no, His emo mode is back

MotherCat: Oh, Good luck

Owlmom: Thanks

Owlmom and Bokubro went offline

Sugamama: DAICHI YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME FOREVER

Dadchi: oh yes I can, And I will.

Dadchi left the chat

Sugamama: Ugh

Iwa: What's up?

MotherCat: @Owlmom come back online, We have a problem

Owlmom went online

Owlmom: Right here

MotherCat: Iwa?

Iwa: Way ahead of you

Iwa made a groupchat with MotherCat, Owlmom and Sugamama
MotherCat named the groupchat Moms👀

MotherCat: Alright Suga, What's wrong?

Sugamama: it really doesn't matter-

Owlmom: It has to be if Daichi left the chat

Iwa: Mhm^^

Sugamama:.........

Iwa: You know you can talk to us right?

MotherCat: Always

Owlmom: Moms need to stick together

Sugamama: Thank you all, Really

Iwa: Now tell us what's bothering you

Sugamama: Nothing, it's just Daichi has been ignoring me

MotherCat: Suga, Sweetheart, that's not nothing

Owlmom: Why?

Sugamama: I don't know either, He just did

Iwa: Oh

Sugamama: And now he's ignoring my texts and calls

MotherCat: Want me to go there?

Sugamama: No, it's fine Yaku

Owlmom: Are you sure? Me and Yaku could take the bus

Sugamama: Yeah I'm sure

Iwa: Won't stop me from going there

Sugamama: Can you bring some coffee and snacks with you?

Iwa: Yeah sure

Sugamama: Thank you guys so much

MotherCat: It's alright

Owlmom: Just come to us when there's something wrong

Iwa: And we'll do vice versa

Sugamama: ❤️

MotherCat: Well, I gotta go and take care of the Cats

Owlmom: Emo mode alert

Iwa: "Iwa~chan"

Sugamama: Good luck to you all-

MotherCat: Yeah I wish myself good luck too

Owlmom: It's fine, I have my ways

Iwa: I gave up on trying to have "good luck"

Sugamama: Just- ok bye-
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So, that was my attempt at Daisuga angst. It's better than last chapter at least but yeah here you go, an official chapter after a bunch of Shitposts.
I tried QwQ. I wrote this at like 7 am and I slept at 2 am, so I slept for 4 hours. I apologise for all the spelling errors, or grammar errors, I was really sleepy but for some reason I couldn't force myself back to sleep. Anyways, see you in the next chapter. Bye!
~Elle