Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

9 - Dammit

2:40 pm, Saturday
Hinata opened the GC <🏐Volleyball peeps🏐>
Everyone is online

Tinygiant : Hey guys....

King: What is it boke?

Tinygiant: Remind me to not drink so much coffee next time....

Sugamama: Oh my goodness, what happened?

Tinygiant: I kinda....puked?

Owlmom: Oh my, Are you ok?

MotherCat: How'd you even get coffee?!

Tinygiant: Tsukishima drinks it, My mom had some and I wanted to try it...

Iwa: Hinata, Don't do that-

Mom#2: Why are the first years even drinking coffee?

Salty glasses: Stress.Coffee.helps.with.stress.

Sugamama: Can't say I don't agree with that, but too much caffeine can kill you.

MotherCat: So please don't drink too much.

Kubro: Yaku, You can't talk.

MotherCat: Hm?

Kubro: You once drank coffee everyday for like 3 months

MotherCat: I-

Pudding: I'm gonna have to agree with Kuroo Yaku-san.

MotherCat: I was stressed-

Kubro: With?

MotherCat: Stressed.with.all.of.you.Cats.

Kubro: :(

Bokubro: I've seen Akaashi drink 2 cups of coffee in one sitting

Owlmom: Bokuto-san no-

Oikawa: I've seen Iwa-chan drink 4 cups of coffee in a day

Iwa: shut up crappykawa

Oikawa: >:(

Karasuno's Jesus: Can't say that I haven't seen Suga drink at least 14 cups of coffee in a week.

Sugamama: .......

Makki: And the moms have been exposed

Mattsun: you got that right.

MotherCat: It

Sugamama: Is

Iwa: Our

Owlmom: Stress reliever

Dumb Baldy: Where's your stress coming from?

#1 Libero: Probably school

Yams: Aw

Kubro: Yeah fuck school honestly

Bokubro: But volleyball tho 👀

Pudding: I have a feeling it isn't school

MotherCat: You guys

Iwa: Are

Owlmom: Our

Sugamama: Stress.

Salty glasses: How tf do you guys know what the others are gonna say

Owlmom: Don't question it.

Makki: But-

Mattsun: Why 👀

Iwa: Just

Owlmom: Don't

Sugamama: Question

MotherCat: It.

Tinygiant: I puked again...

King: BOKE

Sugamama: HINATA!

Iwa: Need some help Suga?

Sugamama: Yes, Please

MotherCat: I'm packing some things

Owlmom: I'm getting train tickets

Pudding: Take away the coffee

Yams: I-

Mom #2: Im gonna do my homework now-

#1 Libero: Can I see?

Mom #2: No you can't copy my answers

Dumb Baldy: Dammit
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I ran out of ideas for the ending so-
Filler chapter cuz I haven't posted in a while 😗✌️.
Uh- I won't tell you how I got the idea-
But yeah, Thanks for reading and see you in the next chapter! Bye!
~Elle