Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

15 - FINALLY

2:30, Friday

<Daichi and Sugawara Private messages>
<This user has been unblocked>

Dadchi: Suga...?

Sugamama: DAICHI

Dadchi: Hey

Dadchi: Look...Im so sorry for the misunderstanding, I was really stupid and I was being such an asshole to you And I-

Sugamama: It's fine, Daichi.

Sugamama: I'm just glad you read the letter

Daichi: So...you like me huh?

Sugamama: I DIDN'T PUT THAT IN THE-

Dadchi: You didn't have to-

Dadchi: Iwa told me-

Sugamama: FRICK-

Sugamama: GOTTA GO KILL IWA NOW

Dadchi: WAIT SUGA-

Sugamama: WHAT

Daichi: I...I like you too-

Sugamama: ........

Dadchi: Uh- Suga..?-

Author: Goddammit you broke him

Dadchi: WHO TF-

Author: Shit the fourth wall I-

Dadchi: WHO ARE YOU-

Author: The author-

Dadchi: oF wHaT-

Author: NEVERMIND THAT-

Author: I'm here because your dumbass broke Suga

Dadchi: What-

Author: SUGA SNAP OUT OF IT AND LET MY SHIP SAIL GODDAMMIT

Dadchi: I give up on everything

Sugamama: wHo-

Author: There we go

Author: Continue like I was never here-

Dadchi: Okay-

Dadchi: As I was saying,

Dadchi: I love you, Suga

Sugamama: I love you too Daichi

Dadchi: Does that make it official then?

Sugamama: Mhm

Dadchi: I would ask to be added back into the GC but I'm also scared-

Sugamama: jUsT gO bAcK iM sUfFeRiNg-

Meanwhile in the other GC...

<🏐Volleyball peeps🏐>

MotherCat: KUROO FOR THE LAST TIME.

MotherCat: YOU CAN'T, AND I MEAN CAN'T, HELP BOKUTO SET ANOTHER CAR ON FUCKING FIRE

Kubro: BUT-

Owlmom: My headache is getting worse.

Iwa: Same

Bokubro: TOO LATEEEEE

Semi: Tf-

Shirabu: I'm so done

Salty glasses: I was done since the beginning

Yams: I don't know what's going on-

Bokubro: THE COPS ARE CHASING ME OOPS

Owlmom: Do I have to bail you out of jail again?

Semi: TF DO YOU MEAN AGAIN-?

Iwa: Not surprised

Shirabu: Why even bail him out

Taichi: Shirabu I stg

Shirabu: No

Yamagata: MY GODDAMN NOTIFICATIONS

Reon: Just mute this GC omg

Yamagata: Wait you can do that?

Salty glasses: Can I have one person who isn't a dumbass?

Shirabu: Hi

Mom#2: Hello

Kinoshita: You called?

Narita: Right here

Salty glasses: Thank you

Dumb Baldy: I feel offended

#1Libero: Same bro

Sugamama added Dadchi to the GC

Dadchi: Wtf happened-

Sugamama: I could ask the same thing-

Semi: So you two made up?

Dadchi: Yeahhhh

MotherCat: FINALLY

MotherCat: YOU TWO. CONTROL YOUR GODDAMN KIDS.

Dadchi: Oh god

Sugamama: What happened now-

Owlmom: Anyone have any extra change?

Semi: I do, why?

Owlmom: Bailing Bokuto-san our of jail again

Semi: I- okay-

Iwa: I don't wanna ask how many times you had to bail him out

Owlmom: Then don't.

Owlmom: Because believe me, it is a lot of times.

Semi: I'm sending prayers

Iwa: Me too

MotherCat: I wanna punch this guy

Sugamama: Yaku omg- who is it this time-

MotherCat: Lev

Iwa: Knew it

Semi: Are we done now?

Sugamama: Not yet...
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Hey hey hey!
Daisuga angst is gone yayyyy

And let's ignore the fact I broke the fourth wall-

That's it for this chapter! Thank you guys so much for being patient with me, I really appreciate it. I may have posted this chapter early because I felt a bit bad-

And thanks so much for 22k reads!!!
I can't believe how far this book has gone, I love you all so much thank you for reading this crack book of mine ❤️

I'll see you guys in the next chapter!
Bye bye!
~Elle